bum troubler

a knob jockey who likes man juice, a deep shit diver who is skilled in the arts of brown magic
boy george is a proper bum troubler!
by sk3pt1c April 27, 2006
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Bum Run

When your under legal age for purchasing controlled substances (alcohol, tobacco, etc) you go on a Bum Run. Basically its when city teens buy their alcohol from the homeless. Typically it requires a tip after you get the drink... most homeless are happy to help out!
"I got my fake taken away" "Okay, Well have to go on a bum run"

"Where did you get the alcohol?" "We had to go on a bum run"

"When we went on a bum run earlier the bum went crazy because we didn't give him enough money"

"Earlier today two bums were competing for our 'business' and they got in a fight during our bum run"
by SummaChi Towns Finest June 7, 2009
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sketty bum

Popular in liverpool a sketty bum is a female who hasn't had a wash in weeks
Lad 1: eeee lad look at her she looks like she hasn't had a wash in time
Lad 2: i know lad she's a right sketty bum
by The b man April 22, 2014
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hungry bum

Noun.
Hungry bum, is a state that your bum goes into. Essentially, it is when one's ass hole tries to swallow that person's undergarments. This state can aslo happen (in some cases) where there is execcive bum hair. The ass hole attemps to devour the hair.
<dude> holy shit man
<man> WHAT!!!
<dude> That milf over there has got a hungry bum eating her whole fuckin bathing suit!!!
by G-Unit and Playa March 23, 2005
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crumb bum

when you eat in bed, then later have sex in it, you will get the crumb bum.
this morning i woke up with mad crumb bum, now i know never to eat crackers in bed.
by rodolfogustavo October 4, 2009
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bum fluff

"bum fluff is not real facial hair.
do not try and grow a beard of bum fluff"
by ben dover March 24, 2003
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bum tap

To put simply the quick tapping of another blokes arse in a non-sexual way, often used as friendship/masculinity building, the bum tap is a common trope in senior rugby normally used to congratulate a successful play, a ploy to encourage one's teammate/ get someone moving or as an introductory action to a conversation.

Successful attempts may be met with such responses as
"Good contact!"
"Solid Hit!"
"How are we boys" -(When introducing oneself)
"BOOM"
"G UP MATE"

Attempts may be as hard as the user intends however too soft of a hit may throw the tapper's sexuality into question, or create direly awkward situations.

The Golden Rule however is, Do. Not. Hold. Ever.
No matter what. Nor squeeze.
Bloke 1: "Man Dougan's such a queer kent"
Bloke 2: "Why's that?"
Bloke 1: "On the pitch he gave a bum tap, and held!"
Bloke 2: "The fuck mate, that is not alright"
Bloke 1:"Ay"
by Ayyylien June 7, 2016
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