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Bills

(V) To shit one's pants at the least opportune moment - similar to Scott Norwood's "Wide Right" in SuperBowl XXV, Leodis McKelvins' Monday Night Football fumble in Foxborough, the collective loss to Tommy Maddox and the Pittsburgh B-Team in week 17 of 2004, FRANK FUCKING WYCHECK, and the 2020 Post-Season Implosion featuring Deshaun Watson and DeAndre Hopkins.
1. I was at the funeral home, giving my condolences, when I Bills'd my pants, and had to leave.

2. Everything was clicking with Melania last night, until I Bills'd in my shorts.

3. I nailed the interview, and was on my way to being the youngest partner in firm history ... right up until I Bills'd in the senior VP's blouse.
by Rogers Pancreas October 19, 2020
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Handsome Bill

Being the best-looking guy at your job, often attracting unwanted sexual advances from co-workers. So-called due to the potential for others slipping paper currency in the back of one's pants.
Dude, that Mike is such a Handsome Bill, Kathy slipped him a 20 yesterday.

Don't be made because I got the raise instead of you, I'm the Handsome Bill around here.

Don't even come in here acting like you're the Handsome Bill, you haven't had a date in months.
by ThaRu October 1, 2012
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to pay your bills on time

to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ when they they are supposed to be done the first time around, so as to avoid either having to redo the same job twice or suffering other unpleasant consequences (such as literally not paying your actual bills on time and having to pay late fees).
Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.
by Sexydimma July 3, 2012
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Bill 14

possibly the next set of Nuremberg Laws coming out of the Canadian province of Quebec and targeting everyone who is neither white, nor Roman Catholic, nor unilingually Francophone.
Bill 14 can potentially result in the reversal of the Révolution Tranquille that took place in Québéc in the 1960's
by Sexydimma September 1, 2013
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Bill Play

When family members, friends or co-workers decide to settle an argument between themselves by betting on the outcome of an event or playing a game, where the loser(s) of the bet or game must pay a bill (e.g. phone or cable bill) of the winner's choosing as the prize for winning the contest.
"Why don't you put your money where your big mouth is and Bill play me for it!"
by Billplay.com December 15, 2011
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the bill-rod

the act of jacking off on a cracker and feeding it to a frenemy or advesary
He really gave him "the bill-rod", didn't he!!
by Mick... January 10, 2012
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Bill Clegg

by PeterWang July 27, 2011
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