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Baby Momma

Baby momna takes the child support money that is enough for rent for a 3 bedroom apartment, in New York City on 5th Avenue, and take the money and spends it on herself, when the money is supposed to be used to take care of the child, and she will not buy the child any clothes and The child must call her daddy and beg him to her new clothes for school, cause the kids are picking on her old clothes. The father takes the child shopping, and the Baby momma tell the child "Daddy and his wife are rich, so make sure you get everything you can. When Baby daddy drop the child off, Baby momma is expecting Baby daddy to bring food back for the rest of the other baby daddy kids.(other kids had for other men.)

Making some poor man life a LIVING HELL because she won't take her good for nothing ass to work. She just lay around having babies living off good men. Making all women look bad.
The Baby Momma will tell you some lie that her electricity is turned off in the Winter, all the other baby daddy were smart and told her to "Go to hell" and she comes to the last baby daddy with a good job, with the same bullshit lie, and Baby daddy tells her "No, I just spend $500 on clothes for the kid." Baby Momma has her older kids to call the (that's not even related to the her older kids) baby daddy all day at work and Baby Momma then threatens to take him back to court if he don't pay her bills. She claims she can't work. However disability turned her lazy ass down, and told her to take her sorry ass to work.
by Pissed off Baby Daddy Wife January 11, 2014
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babydyke

Used in most Western lesbian sub-cultures.

A lesbian girl who looks, or who actually is, younger than age 18. Babydykes are usually quite femme (ie: feminine looking & acting) but will often have short hair, and some can be baby bulldykes (ie: hyper-masculine lesbians).
"The other two dykes just came out - one is a complete babydyke, while the other has been watching and learning - she's butching up and won't be a babydyke long."

"These 'experimental' art-videos are so opaque and self-indulgent they fairly scream 'self-financed by a 15 year-old babydyke schoolgirl'".
by Nupe July 17, 2004
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Babybat

A young goth; less frequently a relative newcomer to the scene. Sometimes perjorative if used by older goths.
There's always a load of babybats and moshers hanging around outside.
by Certic September 11, 2004
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Baby dyke

A gay girl who is just coming out and know little on gay issues
she is a baby dyke but we can teach her the ways
by Seth-thegay April 23, 2009
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baby spinner

Def 1: a person in which spins a baby on their genitalia

Def 2: a perverse being who takes pleasure in spinning babies inappropriately
Example 1: Deanna: Oh my god, did you see the way he was looking at me? His octopussy hands were all over me.
Dakota: I know, right? He is such a baby spinner.

Example 2: Bobby: Mmmm, here is a baby. I think I will pleasure myself by spinning it on my male parts, as I am a perverse being. baby spinner
by timswhore August 29, 2010
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Eat the babies!

A phrase used to describe the act of swallowing semen.

Also known as an act of cannabalism that is viewed in a positive light.

It's what you tell the wife when she is getting mouthy about being hungry.

A term used to describe anyone that swallows jizz.

How to identify to your friends a person that swallows.
"Hey Carlos, why did you get married?" "That was easy, Kristina likes to "Eats the babies" after giving me head!"

The new supervisor at work is a dick, he likes to "Eat the babies" for sure.

My girlfriend is a mexican hater, she commits random acts of genocide by eating my babies!

Dr. Hannibal the cannibal lecter doesn't have shit on the sluts that Brian meets, those girls always "Eat the babies!"

Naughty Bob The Skipper is a queer, he eats his own babies!

Those two queers are off to have a baby buffet, they are gonna "Eat the babies!" for sure.
by HeWhofeedsYouBabies! April 15, 2010
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Babam

A word of Excitement, is the response to everything
Hey Hunny we hit the lotto BABAM!
or
I just killed that guy and then BABAM! I got sniped
by Babamthegrunt December 13, 2007
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