Crisscross Apple vagina

An act committed by two lady callers that involves 4 legs and two vaginas and a lot of leg power.
by Breadsticks&croutons January 16, 2016
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Boston Candy Apple

(n) the product of an ejaculation onto a male partner's penis and leaving the cum for a period of time, after which the ejaculating partner will lick his own cum off of said penis.
Justin: Oh my god, did you hear what those two guys did last night?
John: Yeah, I heard they were so hungry that one gave the other a Boston Candy Apple!
by andshesshrunk July 10, 2010
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apple juice thief

A floridian who drinketh one's apply juice that but returneth the favor

Aka: a silo of dousch
He's so cheap one would think he's an apple juice thief.
by ks juice drinker March 01, 2009
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Sour Apple Altoid

When a man pees during a blowjob right after ejaculation.
Girl: Oh gross, you gave me a sour apple altoid!
Man: Curiously strong!
Girl: *Vomits*
by Curiously Sour April 18, 2011
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Cleveland Apple Picking

The act of anal intercourse in which upon pulling out a little piece of fecal matter finds its way into your dick hole causing the head of your dick to turn as red as a an apple.
So I went Cleveland apple picking with my girlfriend this weekend and when i pulled out i thought my dickhead was gonna explode.
by timmyzisgay December 08, 2008
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Green Apple Splatz

Or: Green Apple Splats

Slang for diarrhea made up on the TV show South Park.
"I got the green apple splatz from that little bastard Kenny." -Mr. Garrison
by Sly Magoo September 29, 2003
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