Human Sock

A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.

"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"

"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.

by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 18, 2011

human

The thing that created Urban Dictionary

You are a human!

by stefan1508 August 5, 2020

Human Centispoon

When a group of 5 or more people all spoon in one long line.

I saw Frank and his girlfriend spooning next Jim and his, and I decided to stitch it into a Human Centispoon.

by bippyshermen February 15, 2014

scum of humanity

A Menace Of society

I am a scum of humanity

by Ares Raped Ur mother February 28, 2021

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by Ezcemaja March 8, 2025

Cross-section of humanity

To represent a sample of the human race across race, gender, and age.

We are looking at a cross-section of humanity.

by Wagglefun May 5, 2019

human sabeasting

when a pack of wild furries/creatures roast a human rotisserie chicken style (rod ass to mouth over) a fire.

That one scene in The hobbit where the trolls roast the hobbits over the fire.

“Woah those trolls are human sabeasting rn!”

by iloveskaterbois MF October 22, 2022