Dylan is kinda retarded he’s really ugly and he’s super unlucky not many people like him he has brown eyes they are trash
Crap here comes Dylan
by Brookesiom May 15, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. friend 1: dude i heard that dude pulled a total dylan swerdlow
friend 2: ewwww, thats so nasty man hes gonna get aids
friend 2: ewwww, thats so nasty man hes gonna get aids
by RBMBstoner June 18, 2018
Get the Dylan Swerdlowmug. The type of guy to protect his girlfriend without life and treat her with respect and love also the hottest guy you will ever meet if you ever meet a dylan don't ever let him go he will be the best thing that ever happened to you and won't be afraid to fuck you until you can't walk for the next three weeks
by anonymous January 9, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. Absolute bombshell of a dude. This guy will probably be the coolest person you will ever meet. You should feel insanely lucky to know someone with this name and they are able to make any event an absolute banger.
by AyeYoDyl June 7, 2021
Get the Dylan Slussermug. by BigDaddyGracie March 13, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan
A rare gem of a human being who’s as real as it gets. Dylan’s the guy who’s got your back no matter what, bringing unmatched loyalty and authenticity wherever he goes. His kindness is unmatched and when you earn his true friendship he'll never leave you. He’s not just good-looking—he’s got that effortless vibe that draws people in without even trying. Unapologetically unique, Dylan does his own thing, couldn’t care less about what anyone thinks, and still manages to earn mad respect from everyone around him. He’s hyped by the boys, admired by the girls, and straight-up favored by God Himself.
Dylan gives off major Andrew Garfield Spider-Man energy—charming, bold, and always putting others first, while somehow being cooler than anyone else in the room. He’s the guy who’s gonna start the party, hype up the crowd, and 100% crowd surf his way out like a legend.
To know Dylan is to know kindness, loyalty, authenticity, and the kind of vibe that will effortlessly draw you in—he’s not just one in a million; he’s one of one.
A rare gem of a human being who’s as real as it gets. Dylan’s the guy who’s got your back no matter what, bringing unmatched loyalty and authenticity wherever he goes. His kindness is unmatched and when you earn his true friendship he'll never leave you. He’s not just good-looking—he’s got that effortless vibe that draws people in without even trying. Unapologetically unique, Dylan does his own thing, couldn’t care less about what anyone thinks, and still manages to earn mad respect from everyone around him. He’s hyped by the boys, admired by the girls, and straight-up favored by God Himself.
Dylan gives off major Andrew Garfield Spider-Man energy—charming, bold, and always putting others first, while somehow being cooler than anyone else in the room. He’s the guy who’s gonna start the party, hype up the crowd, and 100% crowd surf his way out like a legend.
To know Dylan is to know kindness, loyalty, authenticity, and the kind of vibe that will effortlessly draw you in—he’s not just one in a million; he’s one of one.
"Everyone at the concert was losing it, but leave it to Dylan to start the wave, hype up the crowd, and actually end the night by crowd surfing. Classic Dylan energy!"
by banana-piano January 12, 2025
Get the Dylanmug. He is a fucking hot, sexy, cool, big dick, tall, brown hair, blue eyes, GREAT SHOES, and is a sweetheart. ALL GIRLS WANT TO FUCK HIM.
by BIGD131 February 16, 2017
Get the Dylanmug.