meat shack

A womans vaginal area

He followed the dirt track to the meat shack.

by Dan the pipe man March 8, 2017

meat gazing

The act of looking at a mans package. Staring at a mans penis.

I was taking a piss in the bathroom and caught a guy meat gazing. Stop meat gazing you fn homo.

by Luckylon May 22, 2011

meat closet

Woman / girl who will sleep with any one or anything as often as possible. Women with numerous tattoos are usually a dead giveaway.

"I ain't goin' near that Meat Closet; I might catch something!"

by Crazy Sven February 11, 2003

Meat Slammer

The act of pounding a dildo into an ass with your dick.

Russo's Meat Slammer was so hard it almost killed Josh!

by PMES December 19, 2009

Eat the meat

Term used for an act of oral sex performed on a male.

Sam was delighted to find our his girlfriend had a penis. He was finally able to eat the meat.

by J.oxlong April 13, 2021

Meat Doctor

A master of seasoning, preparing and cooking meat, Most often being used in reference to the cooking of human meat for other humans to consume.

"Brotha Lynch Hung invited me to his home for dinner" "I wouldn't go if I were you. He gonna eat you, he's a meat doctor"

by SkumVilla December 11, 2013

soften the meat

Phrase used to describe a police officer's application of the baton upside the head of some stupid bastard who deserves it.

Frank was watching "COPS" last night when we were over. We watched some dudes who stole some poor lady's car and went on a high speed chase all over town. They rammed several cop cars then totalled the stolen car on an embankment. Damn, it was good to see the officers soften the meat on the driver!

by Frank Klaune May 1, 2005