Wet horse

When you ejaculate so forcefully into someone, that it kills them

Hey, did you hear about Adam? He died from getting a wet horse

by Mrs. Chemotherapy Yoghurt December 26, 2022

wet lie

A bad lie that only works because it is socially awkward or embarrassing. Used to quickly end an interrogation.

Example 1

At college, a guy walks in on his roommate, who was using a computer. The roommate quickly quits off the program.

Guy: What were you just doing?

Roommate: Watching porn.

Guy: Oh *walks away*

Roommate was actually playing World of Warcraft. Porn was a wet lie.

Example 2

Parents hear something aggressive from son's bedroom and go over to check it out. They knock loudly on the door. Son answers, naked and a little sweaty, barely creaking the door open.

Dad: What's going on in there?

Son: Nothing... I was just masturbating...

Mom: Why are you so sweaty?

Son: I was really getting into it

Parents: *walk away*

What really happened was the boy was having sex with some girl. Masturbation was a wet lie

by JFangsta July 14, 2011

Floor is wet

The -“floor is wet” is a line from prison meaning the patrol officers are doing the runs, this can also be used on teachers

Person on Lookout: THE FLOOR IS WET
Everyone scatters back to doing what they’re doing and the teacher greets everyone with awards for doing great work

by an unkown gender hello December 10, 2017

Wet Cardboard

A term used to describe one who violates the bro code.

Austin's always hanging out with that girl, you don't think he's become wet cardboard do you?

by CLWILK October 7, 2017

Wet Asshole

When you're licking your girls coochie, and your tongue goes too far down. It's an wet asshole.

Guy 1: Last night i was eating my girl out I ended up going a little too far South.

Guy 2: So you gave her a wet asshole.

by tyandmonique November 1, 2017

Wet Wooped

Guy's T-Bag , Girl's Wet Wooped , T-Bagging for the female.

Guy 1 : Dude Ashley Wet wooped you!

Guy 2: I know..

by JphoT November 19, 2010

wet line

going into the bush or behind a tree to urinate

looks like stan is putting in a wet line

by Renshaw30 July 12, 2009