The Waffling Tomas

When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.

1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”

by Xiaopinglingding November 30, 2024

Peeling the waffle

Disagreeing on a topic yet having nothing to contribute to the discussion but opinions, which are typically rooted in fear.

Person ANow that we've shown it to be safe for use in moderation let's move forward in a slightly different direction.

Person BI disagree with you because I feel...I think...
Person AAre you peeling my waffles?

Person B was peeling the waffle.

by throwawayact October 31, 2010

waffle beater

When a male with a rather large shaft takes no consideration of care when having intercourse with a female. No care or consideration was taken when entering the woman's vagina..

Also a male slut who will sleep with any woman. Woman with particularly grotesque looking vaginas.

"The man has a waffle beater"

"He's an absolute waffle beater that bloke." will sleep with anything

by Sergeant Squid November 23, 2016

Wank Waffle

'Filler text' conversation, the verbal equivalent of Lorem Ipsum; where words and sounds are heard but nothing is actually said, i.e no context or substance. This is typically witnessed in politics, mumbling noises until the moment is over, or a new distraction is present.

Boris didn’t answer the question at hand, we were subjected to a right load of Wank Waffle instead.

by TheGreenGoddess October 22, 2020

chubby wubby waffle

basically hoda

oh sarah did you see that chubby wubby waffle"

by sarahdan January 27, 2017

Slop waffle

Waffles covered in massive amounts of butter and syrup.

2003: kid serves himself a massive amount of slop waffles sitting down after riding bike all day getting ready to watch “Ed,Edd, n Eddy”

Life is good.

by Factus deletus June 7, 2021

Waffles

One of the only legit things on Urban dictionary

Not an idiot: I like waffles.
Idiot: Put it in my ###
Not an idiot: The frick? Are you a fecker?
idiot: yeh

by Frick dude! March 2, 2022