A fat obnoxious old peice of shit. Usually gets beaten on and ocasionally gets the shit kicked out of him by little kids. Term used for beating someone up.
by johnsearupinhear March 06, 2009
by YuRR... February 06, 2010
Just like douchebag but cooler because "tasche" is "bag" in german. this isn't an actual german word and makes no sense when translated. but it is used regularly on people who exceed the limits of douchebag-ness.
by sierannella June 22, 2009
When you attend a drive in movie alone, bring a bottle of hard alcohol, and begin to cry as you furiously masturbate in your vehicle.
Willy Wonka is playing over at the spot tonight. I was thinking of maybe pulling a D Train since nobody is free tonight.
by Rangerstranger August 12, 2015
by ##asdfghjkl May 26, 2020
When referring to internet usage a d-bag could describe:
1. Anyone who uses a blog
2. Someone who posts comments on YouTube
3. People who constantly change their status update on facebook
4. Anyone who even knows what the fuck twitter is and why its relevant
In summary, anyone who uses the internet assuming that their life, thoughts and opinion are of any value to other people...
1. Anyone who uses a blog
2. Someone who posts comments on YouTube
3. People who constantly change their status update on facebook
4. Anyone who even knows what the fuck twitter is and why its relevant
In summary, anyone who uses the internet assuming that their life, thoughts and opinion are of any value to other people...
A: "Hey, I just went to Europe and wrote a blog about it, you should check it out..."
B: "Did the people in Europe realize what a d-bag you were or did they encourage you to become one?"
A: "This video is so funny, I seriously LMFAO =)"
B: " I can see the video just fine without reading your fucking comment...If your not a 12 year old prepubescent girl you probably shouldn't use gay tag lines...d-bag"
A: Hey, did you guys hear about this new thing called twitter?
B: Yeh, I can't believe they made something gayer than facebook...
A: What?! But celebrities write what their thinking and thats really important for my well-being...
B: You're such a d-bag
B: "Did the people in Europe realize what a d-bag you were or did they encourage you to become one?"
A: "This video is so funny, I seriously LMFAO =)"
B: " I can see the video just fine without reading your fucking comment...If your not a 12 year old prepubescent girl you probably shouldn't use gay tag lines...d-bag"
A: Hey, did you guys hear about this new thing called twitter?
B: Yeh, I can't believe they made something gayer than facebook...
A: What?! But celebrities write what their thinking and thats really important for my well-being...
B: You're such a d-bag
by halifornication November 10, 2009
an expression used in text messaging to represent a "thumbs up". The b as the right hand and the d being the left.
by AnnaBananabd January 13, 2009