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Based History Month

Proper N.- “Based History Month”

-Alt-Right Holiday

Based History Month takes place during the entire month of April and “based events” such as Easter and the birth of Adolf Hitler are celebrated. Based activities such as bigoted jokes and dressing up in based ghost costumes is also encouraged.
“Chill with the liberal cringe shit it’s Based History Month now faggot.”
by ChicksW/dicks2006 March 6, 2023
mugGet the Based History Monthmug.

Based

(A gen Z slang)
To be yourself and not care about how others view you
or expression without care about how others Point Of View is on you.
"Bay - si - tuh"
"I think pineapple on pizza is good, Whatever you think donest matter."
Then you would say "Based"
by Gen z slang slayer November 8, 2023
mugGet the Basedmug.

222th base

literally throwing cooked fettuccine at eachother while playing 100 gecs at full volume on Sunday
caden: I got so lucky last night

newt:bbbbroooo 3rd base?!?
caden: no 222th base ;)

newt : you sick bastard
by liberal bug September 8, 2020
mugGet the 222th basemug.

Sexual bases

First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.

Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.

Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people

Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.

Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022
mugGet the Sexual basesmug.

86th base

Having a threesome with five one hundred year olds while swiming through a whales colon and somehow surviving
Guy 1: i got to 86th base
Guy 2: you sick fuck
by touchyourselfnow September 11, 2025
mugGet the 86th basemug.

Fake Based

When someone says their based but really arent based at all. These people are sheep. they follow and wanna be in a group. not themselves=not based simple math.
jack404shizomusiconsoundcloud:i am not fake based
paint333:thats so fake based bro
by paintyum February 23, 2024
mugGet the Fake Basedmug.

based

by ITSNOTME44 May 5, 2024
mugGet the basedmug.

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