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one egg short

one car short of twelve.
Lil Wayne- King Kong

"I’m one egg short, I’m just tryin to get a dozen."
by n.oNigga January 8, 2008
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runny egg ass

A type off ass on a woman which resembles sunny side up eggs jiggling on a plate. Also the type of shit you have after a long night of draft beer drinking.
Man 1: "gross look at that bitches ass."

Man 2: "I know you would figure she wouldn't wear spandex with that runny egg ass!"

Second definition:

Man 1: "dude I got so fucked up last night and today I'm shitting goo."

Man 2:"aww man you got runny egg ass!"

Man 1: "yea I need some toast cuz this tp isn't cutting it."
by toomanyumbrellas December 3, 2009
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Egg McCocky

I'm gonna bang that hooker then eat some Egg McCocky.
by Danny Dizeets December 28, 2008
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egg-warez

hey man u know any good egg-warez sites?
by dabigpig May 21, 2004
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Egg drop soup

When a person earns their redwings by licking up a woman's thick soupy monthly, and in the process, inadvertently swallows the chicks unfertilized egg.
I got way to drunk last night and ate out my girl friend. The bitch didn't tell me she was on the rag, and I think I had some egg drop soup.
by Man-O-Whore May 30, 2006
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crack my eggs

fertilize my eggs; impregnate me
I want the villain from Black Panther to crack my eggs
by 42069salt March 11, 2018
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Pound your egg

A droll and catchy pick up line guaranteed to woo the ladies,
I thought maybe after a chardonnay and a strawberry torte, we could go back to my place and I could.. You know...Pound your egg.
by The Seeker!!!!22 April 19, 2009
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