It’s like being licked by a mule

The state of being so taken aback; as if you had been licked by a mule.

Holy shit bro dat rack has me feelin’ floored. It’s like being licked by a mule.

by The deplorables July 27, 2022

Lick my Lahooga

Rooted in the saying “suck my dick”, the Lahooga is a higher form of a dick, pulsating radiation, and usually garnering reactions akin to seeing a biblically accurate angel.

Person 1: “hey man you’re fat as fuck.”

person 2: “Lick my Lahooga”

Person 1: *dies on the spot*

by Crammedlamb68 October 4, 2024

Lick

A lame person or a loser; someone that is bad at a lot of things

Def 1 "Bruh, look at that lick over there playin' with Pokemon Cards."
Def 2 "Lmao, he's a lick. Why is he playing basketball if he can't even dribble."

by Afitam Idpo December 6, 2016

Devious lick

You keep seeing a fuck ton of these videos on your tik tok fyp thats why you are here.. It means a clever steal

only one momth into school and got an absolute devious lick

by DirtyRat420yoloswag September 9, 2021

double lick-lick

To lick someones ass until they shat

Friend 1: Bro you're sister gave me the double lick-lick last night!
Friend 2: Holy shit! Really?!
Friend 1: Hell yeah dawg!

by jhwjw March 16, 2020

lick my fuck

An expression showing hatred to someone or something, usually used in game lobbies.

“Bro, why did you drop a big load on my science project? That took me 3 weeks!”

“Lick my fuck, bitch”

by LickMyFuck November 30, 2024

devious lick

a successful steal that is especially mischievous or uncommon to steal, stealing something that you don’t need, or would use, but doing so just to be a menace.

Had a rather devious lick on the school principal, stole her car’s spoiler.

by gethyn05 September 15, 2021