Rhys Honey-Jones

Rhys Honey Jones is an absolute sex beast of a character. Type of erratic bloke that you can’t tell if he’s just done 4 ounces of cold cut Cocaine or just power wanked over his mates cousins.

Usually hench as fuck but no doubt some cunt in the pissend of somewhere is a letdown to the name.

Every time you meet a Rhys Honey-Jones either one of two things with happen. You’ll get your head caved in due to something so petty like him dropping something at his workplace, or you’ll have the most ecstatic time of yer life.
Bloody hell, he’s a mad cunt but he’s no Rhys Honey-Jones son
by Dunno pal I forgot like April 2, 2024
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Greg Chief Jones

Name of a very important person a Master Chief of his tripe ,a watcher of all things ,A man of very important intellect and intelligence
If you want to kill gaints ask Greg Chief Jones
by Mr Greg Chief Jones July 29, 2023
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Farmer jones

The act of drinking the leftover milk after finishing your cereal.
“I poured too much milk and now I have all this leftover in my bowl.”

“Just Farmer jones it.”
by Stubborn pug June 22, 2018
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Jone

Jone is an awesome guy, who is allways the king. Jone aka Jonekingen is the #1 player in Fortnite. He has most likely 999+ solo squadwins and he kills Ninja for a living. Jonekingen gets all the chillern girls and he is actually Drake. He was the one who sung the song " Gods Plan". Drake has never sung a song, because Jone sings it for him. Everyone wants to be a Jone, but they don't got the balls for it. Be like Jone.
Boy 1: I wanna be a Jone.

Boy 2: Haha good luck, cuz he is the king.
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David Jones

Someone you thought was your friend but only used you for fame.
I thought we were friends but turns out he was a David Jones all along.
by SpeceCamino March 23, 2024
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Gavey Jones' Telescope

When you give an Angry pirate to a one eyed girl
The Captain felt a rumble down below
There was but one thing he did know
He'd need to use Gavey Jones' telescope
As his cannon was primed to blow
He pulled his anchor and docked the cove
Of a one eye holed hoe
by Cmac42069 July 23, 2019
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