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text of no return

The text that will change everything forever for worse. Do NOT send it!!!
Becky thought that Paul looked handsome in a pic in a group chat. She sent the text of no return declaring this despite his girl being in the chat and her being all bite and all bitch.
by von groovy July 19, 2024
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Our World of Text

Our World of Text, often shortened as "OWOT" is an infinite grid of text editable by any visitor. The changes made by other people appear on your screen as they happen. Everyone starts in the same place, but you can scroll through the world using your mouse. Fictional googologists often flock to this site to post their "very amazing and insightful" content.
A: "Our World of Text is full of very smart people (joke)"
B: "You're right"
A: "Let's hop on *another world than mainpage*"
B: "Good idea"
by Hyperbeam User December 21, 2023
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textative

When you aren’t replying a lot via text.
You aren’t being very textative.
by Judiva January 10, 2019
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extramarital text

Texting a member of the opposite sex, who is not one's spouse or partner, for the primary purpose of flirting.
Sue: That guy I bumped into at the bar just texted me three times to meet for a drink later. Bob keeps grabbing my phone to see who it is.
Mary: Well, you're hot, Girl! That won't be the first time you got caught having extramarital text.
by redshirt58 August 22, 2011
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Double texting

Being ignored on more than one occasion. Telling bad jokes etc.
Kha: Excuse, Yo can I get your number ?
Mir: she don’t want you bro double texting at this point
by Idkmyname1 April 20, 2024
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Text for your header

really fun, very good game

from youtube comment by Elias Bernstein on Danny Gonzalez' video Awful Game Ads On Instagram 3
yo bro, you gotta get that app, its a total text for your header
by ooõoooooooooo June 1, 2019
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Text Tennis

The act of two people constantly texting each other despite being in close proximity. Usually to conceal a relationship. The irony being that it is blatantly obvious to everyone in the room what they are doing.
"I see the ugly guy and the slut are playing text tennis again".
"Yeah, pretty obvious eh?"
by emerson parker November 12, 2016
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