Touching Davenorte

The time that you have pulled the hottest girl of your life and she has taken you back to her apartment, but you are so drunk that you fully shit yourself as you are undressing in front of her.

I thought I was only touching cloth and might still get away with having sex with the hot girl. But then I realised I was touching Davenorte

by Hunk Royal November 5, 2017

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touching davenorte

The time when you persuade an extremely attractive lady back to your hotel room, but you are so drunk that you involuntarily shit yourself when you get excited.

She slowly undressed to reveal the body of a goddess. Unfortunately I really needed a shit just as it was getting exciting. At first I thought I was just touching cloth, but then I realised it was all over, as I was Touching Davenorte.

by Hunk Royal October 29, 2017

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Touch up

When a girl shaves her area even if it's only been a few days And there's nothing there.

"Yeah I was gonna smash David but I felt gross without my touch up!"

by Jason3245 May 2, 2018

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Touch my woomy

Stems from suck my woomy. Tmw when abbreviated.

Only the best of ships use this against each other.

“Suck my woomy, do it.”
“Touch my woomy, do it.”
“Lick my woomy, do it.”

by AshlieKetchum June 10, 2018

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Toucherism

Toucherism is a Paraphilia and is very simmilar to Molestation. Toucherism is also referred to as Frotteruism and involve's rubbing, usually one's pelvic area or erect penis, against a non-consenting person for sexual pleasure. It may involve touching any part of the body, including the genital area.

Female: ARE YOU RUBBING YOU COCK AGAINST ME!?!?
Male: Tone it down, or other's will hear.
Female: THIS IS TOUCHERISM!!!

by Leonell Zykowich July 12, 2018

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