chris to pher

a guy who is a cutie , flirts with you until you fall for him, plays games with you ,then breaks your heart! every girl loves him ! he is hispanic with amazing eyes and a tall dude! he is super nice now! is often called by captain crunch ! knows how to make water drop noises, is kinda funny but gets annoying with those chicken butt jokes. was once in a relationship this ugly chick who looks like a man ! and well thats it !

chris to pher : "Guess What?"
Person 1 : "...what?"
chris to pher : "Chicken Butt!!! XD"

by david did this October 19, 2010

chris garcia

a mexican with a big dick.

a chris garcia is cutie that has a big dick i want to give him blowjob.

by Big D boy April 10, 2017

Chris Waller

A deadbeat dad who lives off his parents money and likes to hangout in bars and is known as the old thirsty nigga

Look there that deadbeat... O you mean Chris Waller

by Sucka June 7, 2015

chris out

The act of cashually up and leaving

1.Let's blow this crackstand and get the chris out!

2.Dude i'm tired of this, chris out.

by Chris Lu November 14, 2006

Chris Kelly

A man who takes way too many naps. Sleepy as SHIT. Takes nasty ass dumps. Loves roshe runs. Tends to eat a lot of popcorn. Favorite word is buns.

Like a Debby downer, you’re a Chris Kelly.

by eheheheboy December 14, 2018

Big Chris

massive Chris with a big ting and a hairy chest with thunder calfs

WOw what a Big Chris!!!!!

by Big Josh (actually small) August 12, 2018

Chris D'elia

A walking, talking thumb who gives zero fucks.

"Chris D'elia looks like the thumbs from spy kids."

by IsThatYourCrocodile? November 19, 2019