anal cream pie

What happens after harcore anal sex. If you a heterosexual the manjaculation will drip from the anus into the pussssssy. If you are a Dudley or a Wixon the manjaculation will drip onto the balls causing a creampie affect.

Dudley and Wixson had some delicious anal cream pie today, so they say.

by merriwether lewis and clark gable May 17, 2006

squeeze the cream cheeze

To shit yourself, either purpasely or accidently.

-Did you fuckin' squeeze the cheeze?
-Worse.
-Squeeze the cream cheeze.
-Yeah, let's get the fuck outa here, man.
-You go, I ain't goin' anywhere with you when you smell like shit.

by M. D. Fluppy June 22, 2007

ice cream zombie

you absolutely love ice cream and may even kill a man over you usually become an ice cream zombie after being Haagen Dazed.

"I am going to kill the guy behind the Carvel counter if he takes more then 5 seconds." said jeff "dude chill out you're being an ice cream zombie." said joe

by Carlidious January 1, 2008

cream green dream

1. Referring to the antidepressant drug Prozac when thought of as a positive thing.
2. This drug’s alleged pleasant effects.

Originally Prozac capsules were made in the colours cream and green.

I’m feeling low and I need my cream green dream.

by Kendal Boy March 7, 2008

Broccoli Ice Cream

Def: Reference to a woman or group of women whose apparent sexual attractiveness can be directly attributed to the fact that the man identifying the subject as attractive has simply been in a long-term, monogamous relationship (usually a decade or more).

Origin: The terms stems from the idea that after exclusively eating vanilla ice cream over an extraordinarily long period of time, even odd flavors of ice cream that you would not normally consider eating might sound more appealing than vanilla.

Example 1:
Married Man: "Yo man, check out the hotties in the booth over there!"
Friend: "Nah, bro .. that's Broccoli Ice Cream."

Example 2:
Wife: "I saw you checking out the ass on that Broccoli Ice Cream walking her dog. You know she has grandkids, right?"

by dipdanger July 13, 2012

Ice Cream Penis

A male reproductive organ (penis) belonging to a biracial individual, causing the shaft of the penis to be two distinctly different colors. In most cases, this will mean that the lower part of the shaft is much darker than the top.

He sent me a picture in black and white to hide the fact that he has an Ice Cream Penis.

by Needledickk October 2, 2011

creamed my undies

When you get a bit excited and then cream your undies.

Dude! that chick was so hot i creamed my undies just looking at her.

by 1outs September 14, 2014