Elkford log splitter

Your girlfriend is wearing a g string thong and has a shit and while it comes out the ass it splints the log with ease

My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Doing the Splits

means to bow down or split your morals to get money. Mostly used against women who speak their mind and people do not agree

Another day and another “legend” doing the splits on it for the yearly TKO gift basket… 🥱

by thelostcauseofwords September 24, 2025

slit-bitchage

The act of submitting a knife into the madam'e of your choice

random broseph #1 "man that girl just kicked my dog"

random broseph #2 "yeah she's gonna get a dose of slit-bitchage"

by ayyyyyyyyy December 12, 2008

slitchery

noun: An establishment that is set up for slitching.

Boyd and Diaz walked to the slitchery to find some fresh cuts to slitch

by Slitcher 69 June 26, 2008

Slitch

a cross between a slut and a bitch.

OMG she is such a slitch

by Slitch reunited May 4, 2009

slitch

Being both a slut (promiscuous) AND a bitch (nasty).

That girl was easy and nasty-- what a slitch!

by George S 9000 September 24, 2009

slitherati

Any group of mainly landborne animal or reptile, moving without feet.
Snakes, etc

The National Zoo has a large selection of slitherati on view.

by Gadget King January 20, 2011