Get the stick shift mug.When you shower and your upper half is your only priority. Swift told DeGeneres that she only washes her legs when she shaves, because “shaving cream is like soap,”
This guy told me I did a Taylor Swift Shower and I was confused.
That means you don't wash anything past your lower half. Girl you always gotta wash your legs!
That means you don't wash anything past your lower half. Girl you always gotta wash your legs!
by 31xoelle December 13, 2022
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The Swift Claus is the strongest person to ever grace the earth upon the rest of the muggles. The last person to fight The Swift Claus was murdered in cold blood. Not even Lando-sama can contend with his power. He also has infinite rizz and has the power to make e-girls instantly fall for him.
by The Swiftiest Claus December 23, 2022
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"Same as always Ruthie! 1 (insert name of hoppy hipster small batch brew) please!"
"Same as always Ruthie! 1 (insert name of hoppy hipster small batch brew) please!"
by Slick_Slack January 6, 2023
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Get the Taylor Swift mug.A person who doesn't practice reality shifting, which is the act of moving your consciousness from one reality to another.
person 1: "Hey, have you heard of reality shifting? You should totally try it!"
person 2: "No thanks, I'm not interested in it."
person 1: "Oh okay, you're a non-shifter then."
person 2: "No thanks, I'm not interested in it."
person 1: "Oh okay, you're a non-shifter then."
by the girl who shifts January 25, 2023
Get the Non-shifter mug.Nope I'm arbitrarily woken up all the time. All the unwanted phone calls people generally get are during the day. Or parents! You know how many times my parents have woken me up 2 hours after falling alseep to perform some trivial task and/or go out into the freezing cold? And my parents are childish as fuck.
Hym "Nope. As a 3rd shifter I can tell you that none of that is true. So, no. Your children don't make you better than anyone. Your children are shit. Hey, does the bullying make you want to 'stab me in the neck?' Does it make you want to punish me in the most sadistic way possible? Would I deserve whatever you did to me? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
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