ryan nowlin

Basically the biggest faggot you'll ever meet.

"Who is that fucking that turtle?"
"Oh, it's just Ryan Nowlin."

by Compressedfrootloops January 1, 2016

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Ryan Bane

He was a teenage music artist and singer on YouTube, active from 2012 to 2014. He became infamous, not only for his horrible singing voice, made worse by distorted auto-tune, but most notably for including tasteless, homoerotic sexual content in all of his music videos, all of which featured him doing disgusting things, such as ejaculating semen on objects (including a Justin Bieber album), licking objects, dancing provocatively in his underwear, just to name a few examples. The lyrics in all of his songs were almost always about him wanting to get intimate and do sexual things with other men he had a crush on, including Santa Claus, his nameless school teacher, God and Jesus (yes, you heard that correctly). After disappearing from the internet in 2014, he has since made it his mission to erase any and all mention of him from the internet. Nearly all of his songs and music videos are now lost, as a result of Ryan himself filing copyright claims against anyone who dares re-upload his music videos and only 5 of them (one of them being audio-only) are still available for people to see, as of today.

Additionally, the upper half of Ryan Bane's face was always covered up in all of his videos, in order to remain anonymous. Because of this, it is also believed that his name "Ryan Bane" was just an alias to protect his identity.

by Janson Jones April 6, 2023

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ryan snaith

Utter Mongoloid. Works at a call centre and masturbates 80% of his shift hours

Ryan snaith? Isn’t that, that kid who wears a helmet and dribbles all day?

by Pure disappointment November 29, 2017

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jocelyn ryan

jocelyn ryan is the most smartest person, beautiful person, amazing, charismatic loyal she’s the prettiest person you’ll ever see in your entire life of living. She is for the guys though, but she also is loyal she loves loves, loves the color red and she likes funky ice cream, like unicorn ice cream she also has a very big heart and loves people

jocelyn ryan

guy: yoo is that jocelyn ryan
guy 2: yes looking so fine

by your minus gis September 29, 2022

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lyin ryan

An individual who simply cannot seem to tell the truth no matter what the circumstances. Some tend to stretch the truth in order to inflate their image, but a "Lyin Ryan" takes this to a whole new level.

Will: I started on my college basketball team all four years and thought about playing in the NBA but I decided being unemployed was cooler.

Nick: You're being a real Lyin Ryan right now.

by DuMi32 July 28, 2016

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