box queef

That squelching fart sound that you hear when slotting the lid back over a small, laminated cardboard box.

1: "Did you just fart?"
2: "Nah, it's just box queef. I was putting the lid back on the set of cards."

by Pseudonymouspseudonym September 22, 2016

Beef Queef

When one consumes a disgustingly large amount of beef, and then excretes an unhealthy amount of beef-flavored anal queefs.

"Hey Jimmy!"
"Sup."
"I've eaten a lot of steak, and now I am queefing right in my pants and it smells like gravy!"
"Looks like you've had a case of the beef queefs!"

by ARatherSmallBakedBean June 7, 2016

Gig queef

A gig queef is that puff of hot, moist air that escapes a crowd at gigs.

"Did you feel that gig queef? It hit me right in the face! 😖"

by Vanityvmodel May 13, 2016

Slippery Queef

Someone that is a total twat waffle cunt bucket. Every time you see their face you just know their queefs are slippery

Sara: Omg Kate! That girl is such a slippery queef!!
Kate: Yes! I just want to punch that slippery queef in the throat

by SparkleFlaps July 23, 2016

Beef queef

The act of gaining unecessary air causing a disruptive sound to one's ear vibrating the Labias as they are worn down to a crisp roast "beef".

That woman is excessively explosive with beef queefs!

by Steveeatspizza November 24, 2016

dildo queef

The farting of a dildo.

I met this girl last night and when I went to fuck her, she had a dildo queef

by CockBlast3r November 30, 2016

radioactive queef

Much like a normal queef , but with a rotten quality that will make your hair fall out.

Did you see Joe shaved his head?

No, are you sure Brenda didn't let out a radioactive queef?

by XaNaX_Daquri February 4, 2017