Centimeter Peter

Phrase used to describe a male penis when it is so short or small that it can only be measured in centimeters.

1. Brett Favre's Penis

2. NYJets football player: "Hey Favre, my 5 yr old son's Johnson is bigger than your Centimeter Peter!"

Centimeter Peter by ROTFLatDeadspinPics October 14, 2010

saint peter 

Simon, renamed Peter (latin for rock or something, him being the rock of christianity). The first Pope.

Saint Peter rhymes with shoe eater

saint peter by Gumba Gumba March 17, 2004

Saint Peter 

Is known biblically as the first pope, "The first stone to build his (God's) kingdom.."

The keeper of the gates (the keys) of heaven.

He was crucified upside down per his own request because he believed that he was not worthy to be crucified like Jesus. Consequently his cross is the inverted cross, which to some may be satanic. "Coincidentally," Jesus at one point does call Saint Peter "Satan" because "For you are not setting your mind on the things of God, but on the things of man.” Matthew 16:23; here, there is a distinction between Lucifer and Satan.

He is syncretized with the Orisha Ogun in the Santería tradition.
Ogun is also associated with keys.

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Saint Peter by canterchanter January 6, 2013

Shmeter Peter 

The word for a small penis

A.J. has such a Shmeter peter

Shmeter Peter by Aaaaye jay May 20, 2014

Jan-Peter 

Stands for a travel loving, attractive and smart man, who is doing his job with passion. Sometimes a little bit pragmatic but in the correct environment ready for crazy actions.

If you are lucky to discover something with him, it will be an highlight anyway.

But nothing is worse than boring actions, unless it is an hangover day.

It was such a great day with Jan-Peter!

Jan-Peter by JPMSFRi February 4, 2017

Re-peter 

Sucking the same dick in the same day.

Person 1: “Did you hear that Rebecca did a re-peter?”

Person 2: “Yeah, same dick same day.”

Re-peter by TripleTrees December 13, 2018

saints peter and paul williamsville 

a school in williamsville, new york filled with biased teachers who think they are the shit when they are actually just whores. kids are piss asses who think because they are teachers pets they will make it big.

what school do you go to?
saints peter and paul williamsville

oh damn

saints peter and paul williamsville by endyenk February 21, 2019