Paper Boying

The act of taking a shit, (which needs to be at least 12 inches in length and 1 piece), pulling it back out using any method possible (gloves, fork and knife, bare hand), placing it on saran wrap, rolling it like a blunt on 4/20, then driving around looking for a group of kids to throw the log at.

Big East: Dawg, I just egged the shit out of a school bus. Must have hit it with like 9 eggs!

Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.

Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 15, 2019

Paper clips

Nickname for the fans of Audrey Mika.

“Do you watch Audrey Mika?”

“Yeah I’m a paper clip.”

“Paper clips are the best”

by akrobeau April 26, 2019

paper

dead trees

child: mommy where does paper come from
Mother: the deatha nd decay of trees falling down burning cutting death

by josh will eat your dog September 27, 2019

Paper

A thin white paper made for rolling weed (a joint)

Yo u got paper? I got bud but nun to roll with

by Ycb_gangg October 5, 2019

paper-gashè

When a woman wipes her front bottom and gets some toilet paper stuck in there

Chelsea pulled some paper out of her Fanny , had a right paper-gashè down there

by Nosplashnogash October 13, 2019

Paperclippin

The act of taking a paperclip and shoving it up your urethra. This may cause side effects such as blood urine, blood semen, and screaming bloody murder. This act is a minority kink in the sexual community and is only practiced by only the kinkiest of men (especially by homosexual men, bisexual men, or straight men).

A homosexual man was practicing paperclippin for the very first time tonight!

he peed blood for several days after.

by A Real Piece of Shit November 18, 2019

paperclipps

someone usally named eli who loves myles johnson

paperclipps

by swagballs November 19, 2019