hood auction

When a person tells everyone who ever does the most damage to someone’s property gets the money

Ay hood auction at jacks house, whoever does the most damage gets 500$!!

by Spicy nuts March 10, 2021

Hood Haiku

a Haiku about life in urban areas, colloquially known as the "hood"

I walked by a homeless man, and he told me a hood haiku

by laroxo December 01, 2010

Open Hood

A car “signal” to others with the same type of mental syndrome.

Human: We should help that person, the car has an open hood.
Alien: Idiot, you don’t have green blood.

(Noise like communicating via energetic powers).
Human: What the hell?
Alien: (looking furious at human because human is asking ?)
Human: 😶

by MariaGuadalupe August 08, 2019

On Hood

I don't like melanin tinted individuals and I want the world to know

I love pizza on hood you feel me

by Gooberbooger27 August 09, 2024

On Hood

I don't like the basketball people and you shouldn't either merica

I love pizza on hood you feel me?

by Gooberbooger27 August 09, 2024

hood expat

Former residents of the hood who leave their old communities for greener, usually suburban pastures, and may or may not bring some of their milder hood ways with them.

Man, I can't wait til we close on our house and get the hell out this ghetto ass neighborhood.

Don't worry. It's a bunch of hood expats out there so you'll fit right in. Ol bougie ass lol

by Soapy Ama March 19, 2018

Hoode' Boode' Zoode'

A point of hyphiness where distinct speech is no longer possible and it takes three tries to say "zooted".

"Hey dude how are you feelin?"
"Hoode' Boode' Zoode'!"

by Z-Hoode' November 08, 2007