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DOGE Math

Short for “Department of Government Efficiency” Math. When a gang of smart alecks directed by some billionaire jerk-nerd come into the workplace and start accessing the personal data of allegedly underperforming or malingering math educators, or heartlessly email them over the weekend about their terminations, particularly targeting those who had unprovenly criticized the radical ideology of the MAGA cult or the conspiracies perpetrated by alt-right groups.
Guesstimate the number of firings that have so far taken place nationwide in the aftermath of the apparently vindictive DOGE math initiative.
by Numerati February 25, 2025
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Math Girl

Girl Math
It is used as a humorous way to justify certain behaviours which would otherwise be deemed irrational.
Math girl “I wore the cutest outfit yesterday but I didn’t get a picture and no one important saw it, so I didn’t REALLY wear it. Girl Math!”
by Abundance Love January 12, 2025
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Math Rasmussen

A tiresome Irish ginger who is secretly related to Ed Sheeran. He absolutely will not accept the fact that he is a ginger, and will deny no matter how much evidece, wich is presented to him. He claims that he doesen't want to vote, but he secretly knows that he will vote blue.
OMG thats Math Rasmussen, what a ginger
by WilliamTheBandito October 4, 2022
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Slut Math

Slut Math
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female

log((age-10)^69)/18

take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.

take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
-Dick- Hey I think Brittany's a slut
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
by dapumpkinator December 29, 2015
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German Math Teacher

a german math teacher is a math teacher that can't properly speak your language, she is constatly preaching about useless stuff in class that you don't need for tests, her name is often Christianne or Miller.
Hey, you learned anything from class? nah my teacher is a german math teacher
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Math delicious

When someone is very attractive and you are willing to suffer for them
No they're just looking very veryy math delicious!
by Jackbox212 January 24, 2024
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math

its the worst subject, which causes stress and unhappiness to most. although, many people might like it (how do you do it, dude?), its a nightmare for most.
sia: how did the math test go??
joan: it was math right? of course it was a disaster.
by siaaaa October 30, 2020
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