half past fap

When you had planned a very special fap time and someone comes in (expectedly or unexpectedly) causing you to postpone or in worst cases cancel it.

friend gets home early and sits down to watch tv.

you: "Don't you have to be somewhere?? It's already half past fap and im jonesing to get back to business."
friend: "Dude, you shouldnt have told me. Now I'm not going anywhere so you will have to cancel your precious fap time!"
you: "FUCK YOU!"

by the engineer April 2, 2013

Second Half Syndrome

When a sports team goes into the first half of the game strong and goes to shit during the second half

The Raptors have some pretty bad second half syndrome, did you see them against the wizards?

by jijuju May 30, 2018

Half Can Dan

Someone that can't handle their drink

Steve is such a Half Can Dan, look at him he is pissed after only half a beer!

by Scottish Doggie August 26, 2013

Half-Baked Sunday

Sundays where the previous night had been spent partying too hard and any attempt at cooking/cleaning/anything is bound to be half-assed as you are too mashed or hung-over

This can be followed up by actually half-baking something ie. mix flour, sugar and water, put in oven for 20 mins just until golden and manky, serve with a lemon in a glass (lemonade) and voilas! Half-baked cookies and lemonade! try selling these on the streets, just don't blame me if you get arrested in your mums dressing gown.

"whats goin on?....."not much, just another half-baked sunday, and i'm really feelin it too!""

by El Flaymo January 9, 2007

half-ass handy

The term for 1) being sub-adequate; 2) not finished to completion; 3) unaccomplished

"Morgan paid for a blowjob and got a half-ass handy."

"Kevin did a half-ass handy job of cleaning the car."

by Ihatemyjob666 March 20, 2017

Half Gal Challenge

A task that requires you and a partner to successful polish off a handle of any liquor through the duration of the night while not sharing any with non-competitors.

Roomate #1 :"How did you destroy the house this bad, it was just you and that one guy here last night ?"

Roomate #2 :"Half Gal Challenge Bro"
Roomate #1: "I understand"

by Barbarosa4Life1990 November 8, 2011

Half-Mirror Society

An Orwellian state that watches your every action and tracks everything without the knowledge of the governed. Think a Two Way Mirror. First coined on the XKCD forums.

With all of the Big Brother-esque surveillance currently in place that has been deemed Classified for "National Security Reasons" The USA is a Half-Mirror Society just begging for revolution.

We need to stay away from becoming a half-mirror society.

by Primis September 25, 2013