A term used to describe anyone youd call a "dickhead" or a "bozo".
Its literal definition is cum rag, or anything representing something a guy would wipe his cum in after doing his business.
Its literal definition is cum rag, or anything representing something a guy would wipe his cum in after doing his business.
Innocent person: "hey, hows your day goi-"
angry person: "Shut the fuck up you bitchass jerk wipe, i dont give a damn about your day!!!"
angry person: "Shut the fuck up you bitchass jerk wipe, i dont give a damn about your day!!!"
by Other freaky mud lover July 17, 2025

by it grinds and jerks June 14, 2011

by sullyvan September 29, 2017

Jerking Off Nathaniel Style refers to jerking off but like a Nathaniel. To Jerk Off Nathaniel Style, you must have vinegar and Mountain Dew, preferably LiveWire flavored. Then, you wanna put both items in a bag and stick your dick inside. Then, you go on as if you were jerking off normally, only you cum in the Mountain Dew vinegar filled bag instead.
David wanted to jerk off, like he always does. But he was bored of the usual ways of using a fleshlight and his hands. He had heard from his classmates about jerking off nathaniel style and wanted to try it out. He went to his gas station to get some Mountain Dew and went back home for the vinegar. He took the objects he needed into a secluded alleyway and proceeded with the J.O.N.S. In the middle of his jerk off session (nathaniel style), a car with strobing lights on the top passed by. David has epilepsy and proceeded to seize and foam out the mouth. David was found dead 3 weeks later because no one gives a fuck about David.
by dajinco January 12, 2025

One of the two lifts in Olympic weightlifting, involving shouldering the weight, and getting the weight overhead. Requires years of dedication to become remotely good at.
by boredom101 March 8, 2024

A male who films himself masturbating to completion, often with a smart-phone, and then sends it to women in hope of getting a mercy fuck but almost always finds only rejection. This overweight male often uses his stomach to prop the camera allowing a freehand for prostate massaging.
Lunchbox is a real jerk-tographer. He's got fap videos all over the net. He's taking the masturbation world by storm.
by Tubbie McFunklestein June 16, 2011

Hey Ashley that dress your Wearing is giving me a dick jerk reaction.
Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction
Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction
by Scumbag33 February 17, 2025
