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by Deep blue 2012 October 22, 2009
Forget gospel and Christian rock — death and black metal would have to be the most appropriate possible genres for a certain brand of Christianity.
Consider the story: a vengeful, jealous deity, bearing strong resemblance to many a bearded Viking god, has a half-human son (without the woman's permission) for the specific purpose of ultimately sacrificing him by means that are both excruciating and bloody.
Whereas the average human sacrifices result in something like better weather for the crops or victory in war, the ironic result of this one is that nearly all of us puny humans, too ignorant or naive to accept this Lovecraftian reality, are condemned to suffer torments inflicted by a band of fallen angels led by none other than Lucifer himself.
How fucking metal can you get? Does Buddhism even approach this?
Consider the story: a vengeful, jealous deity, bearing strong resemblance to many a bearded Viking god, has a half-human son (without the woman's permission) for the specific purpose of ultimately sacrificing him by means that are both excruciating and bloody.
Whereas the average human sacrifices result in something like better weather for the crops or victory in war, the ironic result of this one is that nearly all of us puny humans, too ignorant or naive to accept this Lovecraftian reality, are condemned to suffer torments inflicted by a band of fallen angels led by none other than Lucifer himself.
How fucking metal can you get? Does Buddhism even approach this?
Christian death metal lyrics in an uninformed imagination:
JESUS BLOOD BLOOD JESUS
BLOOD COMIN OUT HIS EYEBALLS
JESUS SUFFER SUFFER DIE
JESUS BLOOD BLOOD JESUS
BLOOD COMIN OUT HIS EYEBALLS
JESUS SUFFER SUFFER DIE
by Lenoxus May 04, 2009
a black leather belt with studs around the sides.. now know as an emo belt commonly worn my an emo fag.only a retarded trend such as emo could run such a cool belt into the ground and make it the belt of choice for a fag..
by psychobmx™ September 21, 2005
A genre of music that has nothing to do with Creed, Disturbed, or music found on video games to hype up gamer.. Instead, sports metal is the fusion/collision of a love of a sport and the love of metal.
person 1- "last night I saw the band Millions Of Michael Jordans play a show and it fuckin surprised me"
person 2 - "oh yeah? I like the band name, what kind of music was it?"
person 1- "Millions of Michael Jordans calls it "Sports Metal", I think they invented it"
person 2 - "oh yeah? I like the band name, what kind of music was it?"
person 1- "Millions of Michael Jordans calls it "Sports Metal", I think they invented it"
by Kurzy April 29, 2010
generic person - ZOMG!!11!1!!one!!!HEY LISTEN TO THIS DEATHCORE BAND you cant understand what they're saying but the breakdowns are awesome!!!
generic person 2 - what the hell this is a bastardization of death metal!!!
generic person 2 - what the hell this is a bastardization of death metal!!!
by death maker July 04, 2009
This is a mixture of the Music genre: Reggae or Reggaeton and of Metal.
This is a Sub-genre of Nu metal.
This is a Sub-genre of Nu metal.
by Slacky Smile October 24, 2007
Skyler Hinkel He is only a Demi-God right now bout when he plays Keyboards for a Folk Metal band he will be a pure Folk Metal God.
by ThePeopleFromTheForest July 18, 2010