Shanghai Noodle

A woman’s vagina

If your going to stick your wing dang doodle, in her Shanghai Noodle, your going to have to pay-!

by shortCUT207 February 7, 2025

Wobbly noodle

Soft penis

He came to my house with his wobbly noodle

by bri3hunna February 8, 2021

NOODLED

To be noodled means to be off your head on: E, Mdma, coke

When your are in the noodle stage your talking utter shit on drugs and don't have a clue what your talking about at this point of being fucked up no one is listening and everyone is literally ignoring you but you continue to talk for no reason, complete utter shite coming out of your mouth

"Haha ya off ya noodle you kid"
"Your absolutely noodled off ya tits"
"Am fucking noodled me"
"Newcastle"

by Got any valium m8? January 13, 2019

Pot noodle soup religion

A religion of which Draco Malfoy is the father Damon Salvatore is the son and Peppa Pig is the Holy Spirit

“Bro wats ur religion”
“Pot noodle soup religion innit g”

by Dinosaur.broski November 14, 2020

juan noodle

having sex from behind while in a spooning position

yo me and my girl juan noodled this morning

by khakipant November 17, 2023

Noodle Sucker

A translation of a pun in japanese made in the anime Daily Lives of High School Boys referring to a person who is attracted to ones physical appearance

Those girls are noodle suckers

by Autumn Variation February 16, 2025

electric noodle

that feeling when your arms go limp

‘’ah man staying in that position has my arms weird and tingly’

“yeah like an electric noodle”

by randeyverse May 9, 2025