Matthew

A right cunt most of the time which projects his insecurity about his little package. Plus he's a filthy vegan

Ah fuck not Matthew. He's going to start preaching about his small dick- I mean veganism again...

by Bigmantam November 22, 2023

matthew garniss

a wigga that plays valorant and goes on yubo

wow look at matthew garniss, he hasn’t showered in days

by hotsexyperson February 10, 2023

Matthew

Matthew is a fun-loving guy. He is the type of person who seems intimidating at first sight but once you get to know him, he is sweet and sensitive. Matthews tend to have a connection to nature. He loves science and knows almost EVERYTHING about dinosaurs. Matthews have beautiful eyes and are very attractive. If you know a Matthew, don’t loose them. They make great friends and partner!

Guy 1: Who’s that dude over there?
Guy 2: That’s Matthew

by Mavi22 March 3, 2020

Matthew

A really sensitive squirrel

Person 1: Man look at that squirrel
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew

Person 3: he’s so UGLY

The squirrel: *starts crying*

by ItsYaBoiSkinnyPenis44557711 June 8, 2020

matthew

hes short, annoying, can be funny but is mostly just obnoxious, and looks like spongebob

bro look at matthew his teeth had a fucking devorce

by leleponsfan92 November 1, 2020

Matthew Berry

The person in the group that loved Cordarrelle Patterson; also, the prettiest girl in the bar

"Why didn't things work out with Billy?"
"Oh he kept on hyping up Cordarrelle Patterson back in 2014"
"Oooh Billy sounds like a Matthew Berry"

by cptduck31 August 22, 2016

matthew

Matthew can be a very nice guy but at the same time be a fucking retard. He has a constant obsession with turtles but doesn’t let that passion get in the way of his godly COD snipes. Also as other matthews he is known to be forever stuck as a virgin.

“Bro kill yourself why do you have to be such a matthew”

by Voltdefines July 20, 2020