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Math

The complex use of numbers and letters to learn, create, explore, understand, etc the universe we live in.
THE TEACHER GAVE ME MATH HOMEWORK SO THAT I LEARN MORE MATH.
by SteveSavage December 30, 2018
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Math

Worst fucking class of all time and it’s useless as fuck whoever likes math is obviously high AF
Math is completely and utterly useless
by Maddox Pavao June 23, 2018
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math

i hate math
by ilovesabrinacarpenter January 23, 2023
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California Math

When the number or quantity portrayed by an individual is no where near what the actual number or quantity is.
Kendrick said we only had 2 truck loads of boxes to move, there was 7. He needs to stop using that California math when counting.
by Dumpsterfire Commando March 20, 2025
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math calculator

A calculator that makes life easier when doing math...
Yo can I use your math calculator?
No, ur just becoming dumber by the second bc of it.
by VEENNNN December 21, 2022
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Bronx math

bronx math is ghetto and all the kids in there gon turn out to be strippers. they suck mad dick
nyah: yooo i fucking hate bronx math

minaj: bitch me too let’s drop out
by DAT HOE 100 October 20, 2020
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Vedic Math

The ancient, mystical art of claiming math was invented by your ancestors without doing the math of actually reading the Vedas. Popular among pseudo-historians and WhatsApp scholars, it's a misinterpretation of a book by Bharati Krishna Tirtha, who himself admitted his formulas aren't Vedic but just catchy branding.
Example 1:
"My uncle said Indians invented zero and Vedic Math proves we were the smartest people ever."
"Bro, your uncle needs to subtract his ignorance first."
The mathematical equivalent of wearing a T-shirt that says "I Lift," when the only thing you’ve lifted is an internet conspiracy.

Taglines:

"Because rewriting history is easier than reading it."
"For those who think math textbooks need a spiritual awakening."
by Cipher Nomad December 4, 2024
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