Coathanger kid

When you have an abortion by using a coathanger

Didn't you hear about Melissa, she had a coathanger kid.

by Germinal April 6, 2020

Fortnite kid

The main cause for covid, they spreed their disease by using crappy insults like "dogwater" and "gay" these children are so pathetic they shelter themselves behind thicc fortnite skins to hide the tears when someone says fortnite is bad

The fortnite kids have spread covid to the world

by b1gpp May 4, 2022

Physics Kid

A derogatory term used to describe incels, or people who generally exhibit rowdy and loud behavior.

I was trying to get some work done, but the physics kids kept distracting me!

by thejitter May 12, 2023

Billie the kid

A badass cowgirl who ran with a posse of badass cowgirls.

Billie the kid was just one of the many young guns in the west.

by Solid Mantis April 6, 2019

Marker Kid

A kid who comes to school with markers smeared on his face, and who roars at kids across the cafeteria. This kind of kid wears trenchcoats, fedoras, and he always seems to smell like pot and nicotine.

This type of child enjoys reading Marvel magazines and creepy pasta fan fiction. Beware of the marker.

Girl: "Marker, you're so gross!"
Marker Kid: *Unattractive roaring*

Girl: "Marker kid."

by MarkerKidFandomPage February 24, 2017

Bike Kids

Kids aged 10 - 13 who ride bikes, usually seen in 80’s Media or Stranger Things and IT (2017).

“Are those Bike kids?”

by awsomecolin June 15, 2022

Consumable kids

Consumable kids are kids that are legally breed to be consumed by humans mostly 56 year old white males with the name of James

I work in the consumable kids industry.

by John Handcocky January 24, 2022