Joning

Joning-(verb)

Definition:
The act of doing something dumb or foolish, typically a mistake that would usually be made only by beginners.

Originated from the phrase "being a Mr. Jon."

"Bro, did you just rush towards the enemies with no armor? Stop Joning!"

by KamiS4to April 7, 2025

Rhys Honey-Jones

Rhys Honey Jones is an absolute sex beast of a character. Type of erratic bloke that you can’t tell if he’s just done 4 ounces of cold cut Cocaine or just power wanked over his mates cousins.

Usually hench as fuck but no doubt some cunt in the pissend of somewhere is a letdown to the name.

Every time you meet a Rhys Honey-Jones either one of two things with happen. You’ll get your head caved in due to something so petty like him dropping something at his workplace, or you’ll have the most ecstatic time of yer life.

Bloody hell, he’s a mad cunt but he’s no Rhys Honey-Jones son

by Dunno pal I forgot like April 2, 2024

Greg Chief Jones

Name of a very important person a Master Chief of his tripe ,a watcher of all things ,A man of very important intellect and intelligence

If you want to kill gaints ask Greg Chief Jones

by Mr Greg Chief Jones July 29, 2023

Sacc Jones

An affectionate term for a person who exceeds expectations in a surprising and powerful way. Sac is the French term for ‘bag’.

Origin unknown, written records show to have been first used by notably French Minnesota Timberwolf, Rudy Gobert, on his Instagram story of future NBA MVP Anthony Edwards (son of Michael Jordan) in the 2022-2023 NBA season.

Slang: sac, saaaaaaaacc, sac jones, jones

After his play in 2023 FIBA, the rest of the country realized that Anthony Edwards is sacc jones; something Minnesota knew all along

by Sacc Thun August 20, 2023

Farmer jones

The act of drinking the leftover milk after finishing your cereal.

“I poured too much milk and now I have all this leftover in my bowl.”

“Just Farmer jones it.”

by Stubborn pug June 22, 2018

Jone

Jone is an awesome guy, who is allways the king. Jone aka Jonekingen is the #1 player in Fortnite. He has most likely 999+ solo squadwins and he kills Ninja for a living. Jonekingen gets all the chillern girls and he is actually Drake. He was the one who sung the song " Gods Plan". Drake has never sung a song, because Jone sings it for him. Everyone wants to be a Jone, but they don't got the balls for it. Be like Jone.

Boy 1: I wanna be a Jone.

Boy 2: Haha good luck, cuz he is the king.

by UlrikGloersen aka Jorgen April 9, 2018

Ellie Jones

a chav

Girl 1: do you know Ellie Jones
Girl 2: oh yeah isn’t that the chav in hendy

by Sappppening November 11, 2020