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Jordan

"oi jordan you nigga"
by NOODLEGANG$$$$$$ May 3, 2020
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Jordan

A strong English forename, meaning "To flow down" or "To descend" when used as a forename.

When used elsewhere such as a middlename or surname the translation changes slightly and comes out as "Soft cunt".

See also - Jordan - a country in Western Africa.
Good Evening, allow me to introduce myself as John Jordan Smith, or my name in Latin: John Soft Cunt Smith.
by I swear it's not Joe Norris. December 6, 2021
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Jordan

Holy goddess (gender unknown) Everyone (like 4 people pog) called him cute (dolesn't know what he looks like) Has no friends and is very unoriginal and not funny. Overall a terrible person who terrorized someone with an alternate discord account named Count Olaf! He owns an enchanted orphan sanctuary.
Jordan (Noun) (Plural) (Orphan)
by Countielovesjordan March 20, 2020
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Jordan Beckham Build

The Jordan Beckham build is the physique of TikTok influencer Jordan Beckham. She frequently sports a sun-kissed tan, adding to her vibrant and youthful appearance. She has a slim and athletic build. Overall, her look is characterized by her blonde highlights, tan, and athletic physique.
Oh wow that girl has the Jordan Beckham Build.
by Anthony Edwards1111111 August 20, 2024
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jordan

some black dude who probably eats fried chicken and drinks purple kool aid on his free time
man 1:Hey jordan tryna hang out?

Jordan:no nigga im eating fried chicken fuck off.
by big tittied man May 17, 2022
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jordan yoder

A man that misspells words and gets banned from Groupme
Dang I just got Jordan Yodered off of Groupme
by Jimmy Kimmel January 17, 2021
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Jordan Snowden

The most special person in anyone's life. Like seriously special. There is not a single person more special than Jordan Snowden. You could tour every Special Education department in the country and would not find anyone that comes close. He's special forces. Long time member of the most elite special services unit. Every SPED teacher that's seen him has quit and then killed themselves. All it takes is one look and you know how special he is. His mom used to tell him every day how special he was, not because she loved him or wanted him to feel better, but because she couldn't wrap her head around how special he was.
"Did you hear the SPED teacher killed themselves last week?"
"It wasn't a suicide. It was a hit. Jordan Snowden killed them.
by anonymous December 4, 2023
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