Jizzed-up snack fiddler

(n.) A slang term

Jizzed-up snack fiddler is a term used.

by The RBW April 26, 2024

Jizzful

When something is so good and beautiful that you jizz in your pants.

I was watching Death Note and i had a very jizzful experience.

by The isdvjndvsuni May 11, 2014

jizz stach

A jizz stach its when a men\shemale cums on somebody s upper lip making a semen moustache.

When I cum I'm gonna let make you a jizz stach, just keep blowing

by Peter Nails June 6, 2016

Jizz mopper

Janitor type of guy who stands around with a mop and a bucket in the back of the adult bookstores listening intently for men who are orgasming in the private booths watching sex videos. As soon as he hears a few squirts he gets his mop ready and after the man exits the private booth he starts doing his job. That is, mopping up the jizz that’s hopefully contained to just on the floor and not on any of the walls.

I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.

by ererueru July 22, 2020

Mini jizz

When an event or situation is so exciting that the person experiencing it has a miniature orgasm.

When he saw the guitar solo start for his favorite song the excitement was too much and made him mini jizz.

by Crobx2 March 1, 2024

Jizz-Jam-Session

When you make music with your homies while jerking off

Person A: I feel like making some rad music but also like beating tf out of my meet

Person B: then let's get the boys together and do a Jizz-Jam-Session

by smol Karl, Coori May 29, 2018

Jizz nasty

1. The act of getting a large amount of jizz all over something or someone.

2. Having a good time.

3. When something is amazing.

1. “Dude, did you get jizz nasty all over the tub?”

2. “Let’s get jizz nasty tonight!”

3. “Yo, this pasta is jizz nasty!”

by momluver69 October 17, 2021