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A 20 year old virgin by the name of banner James jacobs.
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Jacob

Jacob, the kind of guy to leave his friends when he’s in a relationship. Come’s up with excuses to avoid hangs.
Guys: hey man, come hang out
Jacob: can’t guys, i’ll be sleeping. Sorry.
by AguythatknowsJacob September 19, 2019
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Jacob

You will fall for his charm and his kindness and his goofyness !! BUT NO STOP right there HE'S. A REALLY REALLLY Bad guy super bad Jacobs will break your heart leave the guy as fast as you can!! He only is playing with your feeling!! basically leading you on !! he talking to 100 other girl right now while your searching this up ! SO LEAVE HIM all guys that start with the letter " j " are bad trust me! I learned the hard way!
Jacob:...
you: ....and I oop
by Sadgirl12223 June 21, 2019
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Jacob Martin

Typical high school douchebag with a tiny cock. thinks every girl should bow to him because he’s a chum jug but in honesty he’s on his knees blowing the football coach for playing time
What a Jacob Martin thing to do.
by billyjohn78 April 24, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is a little gay ball with THE HOTTEST mom in the world
Have you seen Jacobs mom, shes sooo hot
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jacob

jacob:cute , hot , most likely is a bad student.
great sense of humour.

will care and defend the ones he loves.
he has a big smile that could met anyones heart. If you have a jacob in ur life, don’t let them go.
Wow! Jacob is so cute
by NotMillie November 27, 2021
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Jacob

A guy that is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Nobody can get near the awesomeness of Jacob due to his dick preventing anyone get near him. Everybody wants to be like Jacob
I can't see if that's Jacob from here the tip is holding me back.
by DrawnLmao May 29, 2024
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