When you Defecate, and Cum in your Partner's mouth in the same time while watching A minecraft movie
by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025
Get the Human Giraffemug. Zach Herron. Zach Herron made a mistake and his "fans" are hating on him for it. Guess what? Humans aren't perfect. shocker.
by imkylieherron July 9, 2018
Get the humanmug. A challenge where someone mails themself to a friends house or random house and have food and water with them.
by boaz274 March 18, 2017
Get the human mail challengemug. A term for someone who is always left out in every conversation despite still having the appearance of a living human being.
Person 1:"Yeah, I was thinking maybe we could hang out tomorrow."
Person 2: "Yeah we could i mean im free tomorrow i guess-"
Person 3:"Hey did you know that there's this news going on-"
Person 2: "Yeah man!! shit like it was so fucking rad like-"
(Person 2 and Person 3 bickers as they forgot Person 1 is the one who started the conversation and is now ignored completely.)
Person (Fuck dude, never knew i was a human ghost all along, this shit sucks)
Person 2: "Yeah we could i mean im free tomorrow i guess-"
Person 3:"Hey did you know that there's this news going on-"
Person 2: "Yeah man!! shit like it was so fucking rad like-"
(Person 2 and Person 3 bickers as they forgot Person 1 is the one who started the conversation and is now ignored completely.)
Person (Fuck dude, never knew i was a human ghost all along, this shit sucks)
by melnusghost October 3, 2025
Get the human ghostmug. 
humans suck!!!
by FireMan738 the second March 26, 2021
Get the humansmug. 1. (adjective) A person(s) who is covered in jizz often and looks like a human jizzball
2. (noun) A person(s) who is filled with jizzball which clumps up inside of them creating a ball of sticky white jizz.
From the Latin word "humaina jizzybailo"
2. (noun) A person(s) who is filled with jizzball which clumps up inside of them creating a ball of sticky white jizz.
From the Latin word "humaina jizzybailo"
BRENDA: "Hey Sally have you seen Ryan lately? "
SALLY: "OMG yes! He looks like such a human Jizzball"
BRENDA: "He must be doing bukkake at the gay clubs again!"
MIKE: "Yo Nigel! I came so much in Stacy last night!"
NIGEL: "You better hope your cum turns into jizzball and she doesn't get pregnant. "
MIKE: "Yeah, I can't have my girlfriend Daria finding out."
NIGEL: "Yeah, you'd be in big trouble bro! "
SALLY: "OMG yes! He looks like such a human Jizzball"
BRENDA: "He must be doing bukkake at the gay clubs again!"
MIKE: "Yo Nigel! I came so much in Stacy last night!"
NIGEL: "You better hope your cum turns into jizzball and she doesn't get pregnant. "
MIKE: "Yeah, I can't have my girlfriend Daria finding out."
NIGEL: "Yeah, you'd be in big trouble bro! "
by DRDOOKIEGOTDAT January 28, 2015
Get the Human Jizzballmug.