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Human Bluntipede

Rolling up a blunt then shoving it up your homeboys ass and hitting it from his mouth
Yo, I just copped an 1/8, we should roll up and do a human bluntipede.
by barsouthnastgenomachine September 13, 2022
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Human V-Rung

A phrase created to define the shape made by inserting two penises into a woman's mouth at an offset angle during a threesome.
Mike: "She said, 'You wanna get naked?', and my boy and I were like, 'Pfff, fuck yeah!' Then we made a Human V-Rung and I took a picture on my cell phone!"
by SlickMaple October 12, 2008
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human

you
Guy 1: hey human
Guy 2: hi
by Mattendo March 3, 2018
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human

We are all just humans.
by creamteam069420 October 2, 2022
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Humans

Pasty fleshy stuck up sub-goat meatbags without a sense of taste.
Baaaa (stupid Humans throwing out my weeds!)
by A used medical bandage June 22, 2019
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all hope in humanity is already lost.

said when you think society is doomed.
Person 1: Bro, I think all hope in humanity is already lost.
Person 2: Yeah same.
by anidiotwhoisbadatblender June 15, 2024
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Human Traffic

A verb. To take a person FROM a place and relocate them TO a different place against their will for 0 dollars.
Hym "If he didn't human traffic anyone then he isn't a human trafficer. Let it go. Do you know why you REALLY hate Andrew Tate? You want me to tell you? You hate Andrew Tate for the SAME EXACTLY REASON that I berated that fucking retard. Because he's CLAIMING to be an extra special guy... And YOU KNOW FOR A FACT (because you're READING THIS HERE right now)... That he is NOT AN EXTRA SPECIAL GUY! I did all the thinking. He didn't do 'The Work.' He got the women TO DO IT FOR HIM. He 'Owned the right thing' by literally getting a mafia guy to GIVE a casino to him (Likely by SAYING THINGS I'VE SAID). And the conversion into 'Self-help work salesman' was 👨 🍳🤭😘 a masterpiece! It was a thing of beauty! Like watching heaven get sucked into a black hole! But you're not even mad at him at that point. That's all just CAPITALISM! HE'S JUST SOME RANDOM KICKBOXER! HE'S JUST SOME FUCKING GUY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING ADMIT IT! So the socialists hate him because 'capitalism bad.' Destiny hates him because 'Oh shit! They're going to find out I'm not Hym!' And the CAPITALISTS hate him because WHAT HE MEANS... What HIS VERY EXISTENCE MEANS...
by Hym Iam February 4, 2024
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