by Ginger Christ September 03, 2009
by Ginger Flash July 26, 2019
You're fucking a girl in the ass and she tenses up so tight that the inside of her large intestine rips off onto your dick and then you start fucking her in the vagina, using the intestine as a condom so she doesn't get pregnant.
Dude, did you hear mercer hit her with the horse man's revenge last night?
Her ass will be sore for a fortnight.
Her ass will be sore for a fortnight.
by sam brenner November 10, 2009
the beating refers to the overusing of the "dead horse". Said horse is a metaphor for a joke, and the fact that it's no longer living implies that it's no longer funny
person1:hey...is that a dead horse
person2:uhhh.....yyy..yes i believe it is...why do you ask?
person1:oh no reason...say...you wouldn't wanna beat that dead horse would you?
person2:i thought you'd never ask
persons1+2 proceed in beating the dead horse
five minutes later, cop enters
cop:hey are you beating that dead horse?
persons1+2:yes...
cop:...well...care if i join you?
persons1+2:not at all
cop starts shooting horse whilst the tho persons continue to beat it with sticks, fade to black, THE MORE YOU KNOW enters along with someone from Friends talkin' about some stupid crap.THE END...But is that really the end?...Yes, yes it is...Or is it?
person2:uhhh.....yyy..yes i believe it is...why do you ask?
person1:oh no reason...say...you wouldn't wanna beat that dead horse would you?
person2:i thought you'd never ask
persons1+2 proceed in beating the dead horse
five minutes later, cop enters
cop:hey are you beating that dead horse?
persons1+2:yes...
cop:...well...care if i join you?
persons1+2:not at all
cop starts shooting horse whilst the tho persons continue to beat it with sticks, fade to black, THE MORE YOU KNOW enters along with someone from Friends talkin' about some stupid crap.THE END...But is that really the end?...Yes, yes it is...Or is it?
by liamofthe----- April 06, 2004
A Horse Cock Sandwhich, AKA HCS, is a chronic liar. some one who will quite hoenstly lie about anything. You could literally ask if they ate lunch and they will go out of their way to lie about it. You don't want to be an HCS or be associated with one. If you are one. change your ways. But you probably don't know you are and if you did. You would like to your self to say your not.
Bill: Man Josh such a Horse Cock Sandwhich.
Tony: He's an HCS?
Bill: Yes man he Horse Cocked me about wrecking his car last weekend.
Tony: He's an HCS?
Bill: Yes man he Horse Cocked me about wrecking his car last weekend.
by billybad@$$ December 10, 2009
When you give someone a Charley Horse, and later on in the day, week, month, year, etc. you yourself get a Charley Horse that hurts twice as much as the one you gave the original person.
by fetchethmesomenourishment** November 26, 2010
the very definition of hottness. when something is so amazing that the phrase "thats hot" will not do, use horse hot. created and inspired by myspace-ruler creepy amanda. The negative connotation of the phrase is "horse hell" and can be used when something is completly horrible.
Kim: Have you seen CreepyAmandas myspace?
Dean: Yeah its hella horse hot, brosif.
Kim: Iknowright?
Kim: Where in the horse hell are we?
Dean: Were in east jesus nowhere
Kim: Iknowright? look at all the hoodrats
Dean: Yeah its hella horse hot, brosif.
Kim: Iknowright?
Kim: Where in the horse hell are we?
Dean: Were in east jesus nowhere
Kim: Iknowright? look at all the hoodrats
by KimberDean May 17, 2008