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Green Ribbit 

The alternative to saying frog. Whether you're a genius or a dumbass for saying frog like that isn't up to me.
Person "Oh why hello you green ribbit"
Frog "ribbit"
Person "Agreed."
Green Ribbit by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021

Green Pikmin 

A type of Pikmin that is a parasite. It needs a host to which it can make grow a stem from it's head and act like a pikmin.
Green Pikmin by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

Green Shell Taxi

The best taxi service across the whole Mushroom Kingdom.
I'ma hitch a ride by Green Shell Taxi.

Green Wednesday

Green Wednesday is the day before thanks giving and the Wednesday before Black Friday, it’s the day where all dispensaries give you deals and discounts and if they don’t, they suck.
I wonder what Green Wednesday deals they’re offering?!

Green Dashboard Disease 

A common disease found in traffic light 🚥 dashboards or traffic light reports that use red, amber and green coloured icons (also know as RAG) for KPIs or performance measures.

The disease is a tendency for people to report mostly green indicating that everything is going well, despite the obvious fact that things are not going well, i.e. they should be amber or red.
Looks like the green dashboard disease in the Afghan 🇦🇫 army has been exposed by the Taliban.
Green Dashboard Disease by Axle Tom September 15, 2021

Green Pee Syndrome 

A disease that turns your pee into green because you forgot your friends when you had a girlfriend.
"Did you see the piss?"
"What about it?"
"It's green!"
"Oh my, it's green pee syndrome."
Green Pee Syndrome by jabaol October 7, 2021