Goat Ninja

Guy 1, "fuck man what happened to your face"
Guy 2, "I tried to finger my Goat last night, only to find out it had mad ninja skills pretty sure it's a goat ninja".
Guy 1,................"I have so many questions"

by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021

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cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!

person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated

by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021

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If you have a goat better tie it

Egyptian Proverb: meaning if you have something valuable (daughter) better lock her at home

Khaled: Your son kissed my daughter!
Hassan: My son does what he pleases, if you have a goat better tie it!

by Shadraq April 18, 2020

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throat goat syndrome

someone that gives the best oral head in the world.

Hi Jake! , I just found out I have throat goat syndrome, wanna find out?

by Sickonegro February 14, 2022

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GOAT

Khalid

A goat is Khalid he is the epitome of an incredible listener— an amazing advice gifter, and someone who shares the same interests. A somali king with a gifted soul, his kind words touch the heart. Like LeBron James, Khalid is a true GOAT— unmatched in greatness, wisdom, and leadership

by lebronjamesisagirl January 10, 2025

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