get elected

To get what's coming to you in the form of brutal and harsh physical punishment from a firearm, a knife or any other deadly weapon that can result in great bodily harm or death.

" Man Rico kept on talking shit to me the other night like he wanted to do something. His pussy ass was about to get elected because I had my pistol on me."

"A homie if you run up on me you gone get elected."

by El pea April 18, 2019

Getting dry

When something does not turn you on

Bob) *sends nude to Karen*
Karen) “Ew! I’m getting dry!”

by SharkMom May 27, 2019

Get cookied

A way to deflect the insult of being called a “wet wipe"

Friend: Ew, you’re a wet wipe
Me: Shut up, get cookied *POW*

by I like cookiessssssssss June 9, 2019

get spaghet

It basically means “get naughty” or “get freaky.” Derived from the (now dead) meme, “SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!” it’s a way to say u want to get into bed with someone and do the ‘s’ thingy-majig.

Bruce: ayy, lucy. howzit?
Lucy: eh, good. kinda bored. hbu?
Bruce: same. life’s boring. come, let’s get spaghet ;)
Lucy: uhh no, bruce. i’m at the library lmfao.
Bruce: omg. help a guy out. i’m just tryna bust a nut. damn.
Lucy: babe we have an exam tomorrow lol. we got time for that later.
Bruce: ehhh whatever. but ima come to da library to “study” wit cho. meet me in the bathrooms in ten.
Lucy: bruce nooooo! ugh. why u gotta be so sexy?
Bruce: hehe das me.

😎😏🤣

by omglookatmeimcool June 15, 2019

Daft get

Brummy slang for somebody who isn't only daft but is a stupid person. Thus them being a daft get. (like git)

Rich was being such a daft get earlier.

by helenabi August 14, 2019

Get Kesseled

in which a gay/in the closet guy falls in love with jackson kessel, but ultimately is rejected by jack in the nicest way possible; also can be applied to others besides jack

Ugh, this guy‘s a real player, I feel like i‘m gonna get Kesseled.

by spamkt October 12, 2019

Get the Pillow

Putting an annoying old person ( or ANY annoying person) out of their misery by suffocation.

I told my kids to "Get the Pillow" if I become a crazy old lady.

by Deelang May 3, 2018