GAMER

G: Gay
A: And
M: Mentally
E: Entitled
as a
R: Retard

Gamer: Gay and Mentally Entitled as a Retard

by VPex April 30, 2022

Hopeless Gamer Romantic

Someone who is in love with the idea of meeting someone on an online video game and then falling in love with each other.

"A hopeless romantic? Nah I'm more of a hopeless GAMER romantic!"

by Celtric May 4, 2022

Gamers

Creatures that scream a lot and haven’t touched grass in 10 years. They're mostly found in dark rooms staring at a bright, glowing box. It is rare to spot one in an area other than it’s natural habitat, but you can recognize one by their hunched, shrimp-like back. Gamers are mostly harmless creatures, but can be very loud in hostile situations. If you come in counter with one you should follow the “if I don’t mess with it, it won’t mess with me” rule. They will however try their very best not to come in contact with you. They are somehow, not endangered species despite their failures to find a mate. When males come in contact with a female of their species they often are surprised to find one. So surprised that they can’t comprehend it and end up running away. Gamers are also the loudest organisms to ever exist. Your ears may or not bleed if they here the screams.

Person 1: You’re a gamer
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: go touch grass.
Person 3: hey! Gamers are cool people!

by ej_likes_cats May 4, 2022

Fynn Gamer

A gay faggot who likes his sister named Portia. Also loves fortnite

Oh look its Fynn Gamer

by sfghrehdwe May 8, 2022

pissy gamer

expects said couch non potato to wear earplugs so it can listen to video game . Pissy gamer. (Do not use earplugs bad for ones ears)

Pissy gamer lacks basic social skills and may need FT gf to cook and sit quietly for hours….

by notjuggs_justAj May 9, 2022

Possibly A Gamer

A mother fucker who makes shiny Roblox videos

I watch possibly a gamer

Me: wtf

by Timeworntitan73 May 12, 2022

Gamer’s Paradox

The belief that everyone on your team (in any game) sucks but you. Most gamers believe this. The paradox comes in when 2 players on the same team have this belief. Both cannot be true at the same time. Hence the paradox. Very prevalent in games with toxic communities.

Gamer 1: Dude my whole team sucks but me.

Gamer 2: Yo me too. Wait we’re on the same team…

Gamer 3: It’s the gamer’s paradox.

by Fredman14 December 29, 2021