The theory that nature warns one to shy away from brightly colored creatures due to hazardous effects from said creatures. The theory applies to both the Poison Dart Frog, and women with bright unnatural hair colors.
Bro, when it comes to women, I subscribe to the “Poison Dart Frog Theory” bright, vibrant hair colors mean she’s bad for your health.
by Welder69 December 20, 2023
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Get the Puerto Rican Frog Tattoo mug.When you fuck a Tijuana hooker in the ass and inadvertently end up with a jalapeno seed in your pee hole leading to an infection which makes your dick look like a swollen, angry bull frog.
Dude, about a week after our trip to Mexico my dick swelled up so big!!! I went to the doctor and he found a pepper seed in my pee hole. That slut gave me a jalapeno bull frog
by anonymous January 4, 2024
Get the Jalapeno Bull Frog mug.typical lax bro move - to pose for a photo dropping the side of one's mouth. often coupled with a lifted index finger referring to their recent club lacrosse conference championship.
"Did you see Sam's frog in his recent insta post?"
"Yeah bro he hit the frog right on it's head! Got me psyched!"
"Yeah bro he hit the frog right on it's head! Got me psyched!"
by imchawed March 7, 2024
Get the hit the frog mug.Hoppy the Frog is an anthropomorphic character based on the famous comic book artist and illustrator Matt Furie. Hoppy the Frog is a character from the book «The Night Riders», published in 2012.
In Matt Furie’s glorious debut, Hoppy the nocturnal frog and a rat awake at midnight, share a salad of lettuce and bugs, and strike out on an epic dirtbike adventure toward the sunrise. As the friends make their way from forest to bat cave to ghost town to ocean to shore and beyond, new friends are discovered, a huge crab is narrowly avoided, and a world is revealed.
In Matt Furie’s glorious debut, Hoppy the nocturnal frog and a rat awake at midnight, share a salad of lettuce and bugs, and strike out on an epic dirtbike adventure toward the sunrise. As the friends make their way from forest to bat cave to ghost town to ocean to shore and beyond, new friends are discovered, a huge crab is narrowly avoided, and a world is revealed.
by frogamoto April 29, 2024
Get the Hoppy the Frog mug.Usually shortened to just "hoppy" " Hoppy the Frog is a character from Matt Furie's "The Night Riders" comic series published in 2012.
by frogamoto April 29, 2024
Get the Hoppy the Frog mug.A curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed turn into a frog exactly 54 .75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.
Jim: ah man I got the curse of the frog
Norbert: what's the curse of the frog?
Jim: the curse of the frog is a curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed by the frog turn into a frog exactly 54.75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.
Norbert: nortbert.
Bender (from hit tv show Futurama): woah mama!
Norbert: what's the curse of the frog?
Jim: the curse of the frog is a curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed by the frog turn into a frog exactly 54.75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.
Norbert: nortbert.
Bender (from hit tv show Futurama): woah mama!
by Billybobthefourth June 17, 2024
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