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AWS Free Tier

Abuse of the word "free" to mean costs money. Often used in marketing to create an illusion of free, going against the traditional definition of the word free, but actually an upsell into a confined, non-free service.
Start using the AWS free tier for free.
by GraceHopper July 17, 2022
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free trial of death

Son: Hey, when's Dad's free trial of death going to be over?
Mom: Sigh, why can't you just call it sleep, like a normal person?
by SomeCaliGirl June 23, 2022
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Join For Free Bobux

what shows up when you search up "no bitches"
Person 1:Did you join "Join For Free Bobux?"
Person 2: That sounds like a scam
by jalapenocheesetoppers July 2, 2022
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If it’s chain, it’s free reign

Stealing or ‘borrowing’ from corporate(chain) stores. They have more than enough money to make up for losses. DO NOT take from local Mom and Pop shops, asshole!
Sara: Hey wanna go ‘hang out’ in Macy’s??
Tiff: Ofc!! If it’s chain, it’s free reign!!
(In reality Sara and Tiff stealing from Macy’s bc F that company)
by JusforGiggles May 18, 2022
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Free My Kids

Basically another way of saying "I nutted" or "I badly wanna nut".
Slang made by Dim Lewko.
1) I Free My Kids in her mouth this morning = I cummed in her mouth this morning.

2) Jon : Free My Kids, it's been too long

Dylan : How long exactly ??
by TooSmoothWithIt_78 June 2, 2022
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Free return milking

When you go to home depot to buy expensive tools and use them for 29 days on various jobs then return them on the 30th day just so you dont have to pay for the tools. The reason you would do this is if you need to startup a home reno or gardening business but didnt have all the money upfront to invest in tools.
dude starting a business is so hard i have to invest in a mower 1200, a polesaw 800, a sawzal 200, rakes 100, leafblower but im fucking broke right now.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.
by BeatMeatRepeat April 11, 2022
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Free throw hoe

Definition is, a girl who is easy to have sex with.

Who does not much effort to have her agree to

Have intercourse, probably because of a low self-esteem or imagined status gained
You should hit up Sara for sex she a "free throw hoe"
by Drewbonix&chronic November 12, 2021
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