Free My Kids

Basically another way of saying "I nutted" or "I badly wanna nut".
Slang made by Dim Lewko.

1) I Free My Kids in her mouth this morning = I cummed in her mouth this morning.

2) Jon : Free My Kids, it's been too long

Dylan : How long exactly ??

by TooSmoothWithIt_78 June 2, 2022

Freeing Pan Pan

The act of being a fucking idiot and quitting on something your have progressed on. Used as a nickname of quitting essentially and not wanting to do it anymore. (ex. Idc anymore, i owe you nothing). Also dropping something for a hoe could be seen as freeing pan pan.

The act of being a fucking idiot and quitting on something your have progressed on. Used as a nickname of quitting essentially and not wanting to do it anymore. (ex. Idc anymore, i owe you nothing). Also dropping something for a hoe could be seen as freeing pan pan.

by sEcOnDlOgIc August 18, 2017

Free Bird Challenge

In the 1973 Lynyrd Skynyrd hit song "Free Bird", vocalist Ronnie Van Zant sings the line "Lord knows I can't change". What he is referring to is the fact that he shit himself and cannot change his pants. This is a direct metaphor for the act of free thinking and rebelling against established authority, and was a hidden instruction regarding the challenge. The challenge, therefore, consists of shitting yourself while listening to the entire almost 10 minute song and not changing your pants until the song is over, or even longer if you can. Doing so will heighten your spiritual senses and leave you on a higher plane of thought and existence.

Chris took the Free Bird Challenge last night, ever since he has been a changed man. He claims to have had his third eye opened and can see the inner machinations of the universe itself.

by jmason1352 May 15, 2021

Makeup Free March

The boys had NNN and DDD. Now it’s time for the girls, makeup free march. No makeup the whole month. Absolutely none. If u use just mascara ur out!

Samantha: Hey are you doing MFM? (defined Makeup Free March)

Chloe: No Way! I have to use at least a little

by jeg er kul November 3, 2019

free shot fax

When u take a shot in basketball and shit urself at the same time

Did u see my free shot fax

Ye it was sick
I need to go change my nappie now though

by Sam Mackey January 4, 2021

Gettin the cow for free

Have sex (oral or otherwise) for no money or any sentimental value .

"I be gettin the cow for free tonight ! Holler!

by jackoffinyourtoast July 11, 2010

gluten free taco

Gluten free taco or GFT is used to describe the vagina of anyone who is, or looks like, they are on a gluten free diet.

"Normally I don't go for one night stands, but the appeal of her gluten free taco was to great."

"I bet she has a gluten free taco"

"She got kicked right in the GFT."

by Rawkyjohn August 26, 2016