free pancake day

The most amazing day of the year, National Pancake Day- Referred to as Free Pancake Day- is the day I-Hop has free pancakes!

Hey man lets go to i-hop, its Free Pancake Day pancake

by ZMoneyz September 5, 2016

free range grapes

The loose grapes that you find at the bottom of the bag.

I'll finish off the free range grapes.

by Ski Areak December 7, 2017

cage free egg

A filthy rich male who can't or won't buy themselves a scalp full of hair, even though they could build a research facility dedicated to a permanent cure for alopecia with a token amount of their wealth, never mind just grafting some rabbit fur on their head. Usually used in reference to an unattached male or bachelor (hence cage free), someone possessing significant wealth, affluent social status, or other specific and desirable personal qualities.

Jeff Bezos is the world's richest cage free egg.

by whoisboris February 13, 2019

Free range enema

An organic backyard bowel and anal cleanse

If you're feeling clogged up but you want to use natural medicine, try a free range enema to clean you out

by Lord Lizey Lloyd August 28, 2017

Join For Free Bobux

what shows up when you search up "no bitches"

Person 1:Did you join "Join For Free Bobux?"
Person 2: That sounds like a scam

by jalapenocheesetoppers July 2, 2022

Free slushie and pretzel

Usually when people want free stuff they ask for slushie and pretzel only from 7-Eleven, because 7-Eleven is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here you go lil Timmy, here is your free slushie and pretzel.

by Free slushie and pretzel January 31, 2018

Free My Kids

Basically another way of saying "I nutted" or "I badly wanna nut".
Slang made by Dim Lewko.

1) I Free My Kids in her mouth this morning = I cummed in her mouth this morning.

2) Jon : Free My Kids, it's been too long

Dylan : How long exactly ??

by TooSmoothWithIt_78 June 2, 2022