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Fortnite 

A 100PVP player BR where the population consist mostly of horny 12 year olds. If these so called 12 year olds meet a girl playing this game, they go crazy and try to impress her with '90s and their "5000" wins, even though the girl doesn't care and she just wants to play the game. Sometimes,vat the end of a match, the boy will ask the girl if she could be his girlfriend. The girl gets confused and her immediate response will most likely be no, leaving the boy devestated. The girl shrugs it off and tries to continue playing the game.
Boy: Hey are you a boy or a girl?
Girl: A girl...
Boy: Oh my God, you are? Well, I have like, 5000 wins, so I'm almost as good as Ninja! My '90s are also super smooth and fast.
Girl: Ok?
Boy: So how old are you?
Girl: I'm 12.
Boy: Wow! Me too!
Girl: Cool, I guess
<Plays game>
Girl and Boy Die))
Boy: Wow good match!
Girl: Yeah it was fine I guess. ((Insert awkward moment of silence here))
Boy: Hey, so do you want to be my Fortnite girlfriend?

Girl: Uh, sorry no. I just met you

Boy: Oh, it's fine.. I was just wondering... (Pretends to cry)
Girl: Uhh, well, have a good day/night I guess.
Boy: (pretend sobbing at this point) Ok, bye honey have a great life!

Both Leave Game.

And that, my friends, is a perfect represent action of Fortnite.

-Cuti Cakes
Fortnite by Cuti Cakes June 20, 2019

Fortnite 

Wretched fortnote has taken over my siblings. screw EPIC GAMES I hate you. Thanks aot for that lose girlfreinds aaaaarrrrgggghhh
Fortnite has ruined my life thanks alot
Fortnite by peppapilg the sav June 25, 2019

fortnite 

hey wanna play a game that wastes your life
you mean fortnite?
fortnite by IDK94068039 June 26, 2019

Fortnite 

Considered as “The hottest flaming bag of the smelliest shit right of the Video Gaming neighborhood” and the worst excuse to miss school and lose your girlfriend. Why it’s so bad you say? Example from a few: It’s a copy of actual, really good games like Minecraft, Team Fortress 2 (I feel like The name was inspired by TF2, please don’t criticize me if not) Overall, Fortnite is Brain Cancer.
Joseph:

Hey, dude! Did you buy the new
Fortnite season pass?

Me:

Are you still playing

That cringe Fortnite? That’s

Our friendship is over!

Joseph: So did you get it or
Not dude?

Me:

Joseph: Dude?
Fortnite by Theory42 June 27, 2019

Fortnite 

a gay game that is a third person shooter, really popular for some reason and also ruled by 8 year old's and that people really REALLY rage on.
Kid: Wanna play some Fortnite?
Kid 2: Are you gonna smash your pc again?
Kid: Nah, I don't rage anymore.
Kid 2: Ok.
Fortnite by hiimanoob June 30, 2019

Fortnite 

The game that makes 9 year olds say the shit that makes us fucking LOSE IT.
who plays Fortnite here,

Them: WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE
the world: we would like it if you could SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PLAY SOMETHING ELSE
Fortnite by mlg pro 11212005 July 3, 2019

Fortnite 

A trashy Game made by Epic games. Most of its fanbase are virgins, or 8 year old kids
Guy 1: Hey, do you like Fortnite?
Guy 2: No, its a bad, trashy game!
Fortnite by Toby Guy July 6, 2019