Facebook Potential

Facebook Potential is the amount of potential attention and compliments a woman can get from Facebook. Many women are surprised at first by just how many men will cater to their every whim on Facebook. Once they realize just how pathetic and desperate most men are online, most women under age 35 are delighted to get compliments and likes from this army of beta orbiters every couple of days.
Guy 1: Why do you think women act like men are their sexual servants nowadays and don’t need to do anything in bed?
Guy 2: Even older women in their 40s started acting that way immediately after they realized their true Facebook Potential.
by Eric Kazinsky May 06, 2016
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Facebook Makeover

When you sit down on your Facebook profile and delete everything that gives people the wrong impression, bad pictures of yourself, old statuses that just aren't that funny, Links to awkward Youtube videos..

When people creep your Facebook, they go for the profile pictures first, So you need to make sure all those photos are sexy, hot pictures that make people want to talk to you, Pictures with previous girlfriend/boyfriends, Pictures of you, but not pictures of your favourite animated characters..

A perfect Facebook profile is one that makes even the ugliest person look sexy.
Girl, You're really hot!, but your Facebook makes you look like an ugly bitch.. someone needs a Facebook Makeover

Hey, You look sexy, wanna meet sometime?
by AndyTrew January 16, 2012
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Facebook Feeling

The act of self pleasure to your facebook friends provocative photos.
"Hey man, watched any good porn lately?"

"No way dude, Allie's pics at the beach were all I needed to get me off, guess you could say I've been facebook feeling!"
by The poop that took a pee February 02, 2012
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facebook hustlin

When people look on the same peoples facebook page, to be all in there business to see what is going on with them. Bascially three personal life and running with whatever they read on there.
facebook hustlin ex.. John poked jill.. they are defnitely dating,sleeping together etc. or John posted he went out on Sat. night and jill posted she had fun on Sat. night, and the " facebook hustler " assumed they were together and ran with it.
by Scagnelli January 08, 2010
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Facebook Hypocrite

A person who posts controversial material on Facebook and then gets mad at you for commenting in opposition.
Original Poster uploads a picture of President Obama with the tagline, "Four more years."

Commenter says: "Why should we give him four more years when our economy stinks?"

OP replies: "How dare you say something that is controversial and conflicts with my beliefs?"

Commenter says: "Okay, Facebook Hypocrite"
by Psyc_Guy September 08, 2012
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Facebook Freakout

1. The state of panic when facebook lags in the middle of a very important IM conversation
2. The rush of adrenaline you get when you log on to an unusually large amount of notifications
1. What the hell!? I'm having a Facebook Freakout right now! John just IM'd me and FB won't let me reply!!JK@!U*#HEUIBD
by HK62494 December 13, 2010
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Facebook Bully

noun

An individual who incessantly sends Facebook friend requests regardless of how many times you have intentionally "Ignored" or "rejected" them, only to follow those requests up with a myriad of email inquiries of "why haven't you accepted my friend request?".
Brody is such a Facebook Bully and really could never cannot take a hint ... even if you Facebooked it to him he still would not realize that ...

... A. I never want to know anything that is going on in his life.

or

B. That I hold "ZERO!" "0" "NONE" "NOT ANY" interest on what "F" he is eating, drinking, or anything else that he is putting into his mouth ... unless it is the smooth, shiny barrel of a nickel plated .357 Magnum.

or

C. For that matter where he is or is not going to ...

... Unless it is on a plane falling from the heavens on a one way descent into the fiery depths of Hell or free-falling into some bottomless chasm.

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D. Where the "F" he is hanging out at or whom he is with, unless, of course, it's sharing a cell with the Night Stalker, The Son of Sam or taking a dirt-nap in some shallow grave keeping the grubs and worms happy and entertained !!!
by dwpworldwide January 19, 2011
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